The Dark Side of South By Southwest (feat. David Jolly)

This is episode 66 of the WET Podcast.

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2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

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5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - How many Tejas's can you drink?

00:01:53 - We hate South By

00:03:36 - Where do they stash the homeless during SXSW?

00:05:24 - Don't learn what's in your food

00:07:41 - Always ignore your mail

00:08:46 - Never pay tolls either

00:10:27 - When does something become a scam?

00:13:01 - Traffic is a nightmare

00:15:19 - Making Markus uncomfortable with compliments

00:16:49 - Phil got held hostage by a parade

00:18:14 - Justin's Journal: SXSW

00:24:16 - David Jolly: The college years

00:25:38 - Women with mustaches

00:26:59 - Jolly forgot what he studied in college

00:28:42 - These fools don't know how to play minesweeper

00:31:38 - Did you have recess? - Justin Essenmacher

00:35:04 - The Arkham Asylum of Florida

00:37:40 - Jack Nicholson is living his best life

00:40:32 - Inspiration p*rn

00:45:06 - Jolly's dream super power is r*tard strength

00:47:33 - Caffeine is a serious drug

00:49:11 - Sober people are just better

00:52:58 - Drunk driving our first cars

00:57:25 - Shopping for our dream cars

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