Are Tariffs Just Sports Gambling?

This is episode 70 of the WET Podcast.

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00:00:00 - New studio / New Golf Clubs

00:01:43 - Bureaucracy

00:03:00 - Justin wants to go to Vegas

00:03:45 - Phillip almost forgets our sponsor

00:04:23 - Phillip is sports gambling

00:05:53 - Markus hates Colt Keith

00:08:07 - How much it costs to be a pro golfer

00:08:27 - Justin could have been a pro bowler

00:11:51 - We still call X “Twitter”

00:12:45 - Luka Doncic returns to Dallas

00:13:17 - IT’S PHILLIP’S BIRTHDAY!

00:14:07 - Are we a sports podcast?

00:15:03 - Tariff Talk

00:17:16 - Why is lunch meat so expensive?

00:20:17 - What’s the best cheese?

00:23:25 - Florida is pro child-labor

00:28:22 - This episode is not what Justin thought

00:30:30 - Markus ACTUALLY explains tariffs

00:32:55 - Children are spoiled now

00:33:51 - Piss bottles showing up everywhere (epidemic?)

00:36:54 - Articles about how many articles there are

00:37:26 - OnlyFans getting sued for catphishing

00:39:03 - AI chicks are never mean

00:40:11 - Markus and his prison diet

00:43:11 - Markus is having crazy dreams

00:47:26 - Taking naps with baseball in the background

00:48:28 - It’s Masters weekend

00:49:35 - Lessons from sobriety

00:50:20 - Markus got blacked out drunk at a German soccer game

00:52:37 - Justin getting drunk on Captain and Root Beer

00:55:05 - Get drunk and listen to our podcast!

00:55:24 - Autistic people are telepathic

00:58:15 - Coast to Coast AM confirms telepathy theories

01:00:17 - Aliens: are they real?

01:01:03 - Murder mystery podcasts in a haunted attic

01:01:34 - Haunted stories from the Sunset Strip

01:05:20 - Markus explains the brothel experience to Justin and Phillip

01:06:54 - Amsterdam has the best red light district

01:08:28 - Why there’s a push to make weed illegal again

01:11:24 - Politicians should live like monks

01:12:25 - Phillip breaks down why University of Texas won’t fix the highway

01:14:30 - The NCAA is fake and NIL is b.s.

01:16:03 - The Government is still screwing Joe the Plumber

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