Chelsea Pensioners
Chelsea have signed two grandads — and somehow it feels exactly right. Danny Welbeck and Jordan Henderson arrive with 71 years of experience between them, the grown-ups this dressing room has been cr...
1 Aug 41min
Talking Tactics
The tingles are back. Chelsea just dropped £117m on Morgan Rogers, prised from under Arsenal's nose, and suddenly a squad still recovering from 10th place feels like one building something real. Chr...
22 Juli 45min
Match Fit
Five names, one question: who actually turns up fit and firing under Xabi Alonso? Chris and Joe run through the Chelsea players with most to prove this pre-season — Cole Palmer's search for his old ...
18 Juli 49min
New Era
New manager, new swagger, and a transfer window already splitting the fanbase. Xabi Alonso's first day at Cobham brought a calm Chelsea have been missing for years — then the mood shifted fast. Andr...
11 Juli 48min
26/27 Chelsea Squad Pick
Chris and Joe build their full 26/27 squad for Xabi Alonzo — position by position. Exits that feel overdue. New faces that could make the difference. And a squad that, read back, actually sounds like ...
29 Juni 58min
The 25/26 Chelsea Awards
The season is over — and not a moment too soon. Chris and Joe hand out the awards nobody wanted to give. Goals, moments, and one word that perfectly sums up the whole sorry affair. ________________...
3 Juni 52min
Sunderland 2–1 Chelsea | 10th
Tenth.Same distance from relegation as from fourth — and that symmetry tells you everything about the season. Chelsea didn't just miss Europe, they didn't fancy it. Chris and Joe go through the rot:...
26 Maj 30min
Chelsea 2–1 Spurs | Again
Chelsea beat Spurs. Again. Six in a row, three doubles in three seasons, 11 wins in the last 13. Enzo Fernandez produces an absolute worldy and reminds everyone exactly why you don't sell him, Hat...
20 Maj 35min
