Finland Doesn't Exist with Beth May
Finland! It's the wacky Scandi country we all know and love. But whatever you think you know about Finland, throw it out the window like a package of rotten lingonberries. Because the country? It doesn't exist. This week, Beth May stops by Lizard People HQ to educate us all about the secret pact between Japan and the USSR to fish the Baltic Sea restriction free by pretending that there's a country there. Thinks that's crazy? Wait til you hear about Katelyn's grandma!
11 Maj 201856min
Beyoncé is Solange's Mother with Oscar Montoya
Beyoncé is art, Solange is an artist. Beyoncé is the sun, Solange is the moon. Beyoncé is… the mommy and Solange is her kid??? There are almost as many conspiracy theories pertaining to Beyoncé as there are for The Jews, prob because people are threatened by a powerful black woman. But Oscar Montoya, gifted actor and truly hilarious comedian, thinks this theory is different...
4 Maj 20181h 3min
The Secret Technology Gap with Geoff Ross
Geoff Ross has a theory. A theory so explosive, so stunning, and so well researched, that it might just make you freak out so hard you quit modern life completely and go live in the woods and like chop wood or whatever. Geoff thinks that the state of technological innovation in this country is at least 30 years ahead of what we really think it is, and a cabal of government and private industry players is keeping it from us for their own creepy purposes. It's nuts!!!
27 Apr 20181h 14min
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' Five Year Contract with Rebecca Leib
Hunky action star meets starlet on the rise. Romantic photo ops are closely followed by a whoopsie baby and a way too extra engagement story. Then there's something about a purification course and a silent birth and Oprah's couch gets ruined? That's right honeys, we're talking about the historic romance of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise! Because while it might seem like just another quickie Hollywood marriage/divorce/falling in love with Jamie Foxx, there might be a whole Scientology conspiracy going o
20 Apr 201857min
The Homunculus with Andy Kneis
Andy Kneis is back, and he's been watching the YouTubes! This week we tackle the controversial experiments of a Russian YouTuber who has allegedly created a real life homunculus. What's a homunculus? So glad you asked!! It's the process of generating spontaneous life by putting human sperm in an artificial womb. The little guys that are created by sliming into cows tummies and chicken eggs are called homunculi, and they are almost definitely not real.
13 Apr 201852min
Large Hadron Collider Or Shiva's Stargate? with Kelly Nugent
Kelly Nugent is a podcast host (Teen Creeps, Hellmouthy), a nerd stuff afficionado (tabletop, Twitch) and a very funny person. But DID YOU KNOW that she is also one of the few people in the world who knows the truth about CERN?
6 Apr 201856min
Michael Jordan's Gambling Scandal with David Zwick
You might know Michael Jordan from the timeless film Space Jam, his hilarious Hanes commercials, or from playing hella good basketball. But if you're part of a select group, you might remember Michael Jordan from the high stakes world of sports gambling. That's right, ol 'Air' Jordan had a gambling problem.
30 Mars 201856min
The World Ended In 2000 with Grant Pardee
What if (and hear us out here) all those Y2K hysterics and Mayan calendar makers and apocalypse-predicting conspiracy theorists were right all along? What if 2000 (or 2001 or 2012) actually were the end of the world? What if all this bummer shit that's happened since was like totally foreseen by Nostradamus? Grant Pardee has a theory that just might set the world ablaze.
23 Mars 20181h 6min
