The Jesuits Assassinated Lincoln with Sydney O'Toole
It's the political scandal that everyone's talking about right now - ripped straight from the headlines! This week our good bud Sydney O'Toole is back on the podcast to explain every single detail about how the Jesuits and the Pope conspired to assassinate Abraham Lincoln. Sydney's got the inside scoop straight from Sunday school about how John Wilkes Boothe was put up to his devious theatrical machinations by the Roman Catholic Church. Plus Sydney also tells Alexis and Katelyn everything about 90's nu-metal, how to sell a washing machine, and exactly what heaven will be like.
10 Mars 20231h 9min
Rivers Cuomo is Kurt Cobain with Matt Apodaca
Matt Apodaca is known for three things. Liking cats. Being a nice person who everyone in podcasting loves. And caring more about Weezer than anyone else on the planet. And would someone who loves Weezer that much lie about the truth about their front man Rivers Cuomo? Namely the truth that ol 'Poindexter' Cuomo is in fact famously dead rockstar Kurt Cobain? Matt says he wouldn't! Yes this week we're exploring the theory that Kurt faked his own death to found the world's most beloved nerd rock band. Finally, Alexis gets to talk about music she likes!
24 Feb 20231h 27min
Glitter Theory and Forced Couples with Katelyn and Alexis
Hello to all of our Valentines! It's your old pals Katelyn and Alexis back with another lil episode! This week, Katelyn's got a hot theory about couples and marriage! While Alexis has a romantic take on the Glitter Conspiracy - finally solving the great mystery! Plus, a very good way to avoid intruisive thoughts and more!
16 Feb 202338min
MLB Hates The Dodgers with Ivan Ngo
You might not know Ivan Ngo. But you know who probably does? The commissioneer of Major League Baseball, Rob Manfred JR. See Ivan suspects that Rob's making certain suspicious calls that hurt the Dodgers, specificially to hurt Ivan's feelings. It's not a conspiracy theory if they're really out to get you! Get comfy and pour yourself a big bowl of Applejacks, because we learn a lot about baseball this episode, including: who has the funniest names, the names of the shoes they wear, who most reminds Ivan of his step-dad, and which stadium has the thinnest air.
10 Feb 20231h 7min
The Return To Work Plot with Todd McClintock
We all agree this return to work stuff is BS, right? It seems like bosses are dragging people back to work for no reason, and our good friend Todd McClintock has a theory about what they're really getting out of forcing us to put on real pants and come into the office. Todd suspects it's a big ol plot to keep property values in cities high, and morale low. We recorded this episode in person and got real silly, so listen in if you're a fan of business talk, genitalia jokes, best friends, and some meditations about the nature of labor. Fun!!
3 Feb 20231h
The Baywatch Theory with Charlie Mihelich and Zach Olsen
It's late January so you know what that means - time to hit the beach! We've got our buds Zach and Charlie of the delightful podcast Baywatch Watch here to explain a theory so radical, it'll make you wanna shred some gnar waves. The Bad Boys of Podcasting suspect that the US government created the show Baywatch to make more people want to be lifeguards, and that the lifeguard shortage that basically ruined last summer is in fact due to the cancellation of said inexplicably popular show. Was Hasselhoff single-handedly keeping the lifeguard industry afloat? And will Alexis' memes make more Eastern European kids want to come here to protect our pools? Find out more on this week's episode.
27 Jan 20231h 19min
Gaylor with Jess Svendsgaard
Taylor Swift. Love her or hate her, she's pretty much the biggest pop star in the world. And you might think you know everything about her personal life if you've ever casually looked at the internet between 2007 and 2023. But if you don't know Gaylor, you don't know Swift. Hilarious comedian and very serious swiftie Jess Svendsgaard is back on the pod to explain the theory that Taylor is queer and has been giving us hints all along, in her music, on her Instagram, and also by the way she kisses women on the mouth romantically in public. Is compulsory heterosexuality making music boring? Will Jess's birds ever become friends? And will this be the episode that finally drives Alexis to insist we never do a Taylor Swift episode again? Only time can tell...
20 Jan 20231h 25min
Bob Marley was Assassinated with Erin Byrne
We're back! And we brought our dear bud and hilarious person Erin Byrne with us. Yes that's right, not even a weird Covid episode from 6 months ago can stop us from sharing the truth with you - the truth about Bob Marley, the CIA, and the complex political machinations that might have lead to his assassination. Erin thinks that it wasn't just a rare form of cancer that took down Robert Nesta Marley, but that it was in fact the American government and network of operatives who wanted to preserve the status quo. Oh also a weird boot. Turn off your brain and listen to us talk about Jamaican post-revolutionary politics, wigs, nut allergies, milk, and of course, Rihanna. Wanna support the show? Join our Patreon!
13 Jan 20231h 2min
