Lyme Disease Is An Escaped Bioweapon with Dana Bell

Just the two of us, we can make it if we try! This episode is just Alexis and Katelyn getting down to business with a couple of announcements and a couple of extremely goofy theories. Does the government secretly control the weather and create the kind of ridiculous substance we know as 'snow'? And is Lizard People actually a psyop to make conspiracy theories seem silly? We've go the hot hot gossip, and look out for a few more extremely fun episodes in this season coming your way!

12 Maj 202342min

When you think of the 90s it's almost impossible not to think of Mariah Carey. Be it her incredible vocal range, her catchy Christmas tunes, or her iconic album covers, Mariah was a major force in the pop world. But was Mariah stripped of true triple threat status? Should she be an EGOT winner? Ele Woods returns to the show this week because she believes Mariah Carey's film Glitter was sabotaged by none other than her ex-husband and music exec, Tommy Mottola! Ele explains that Tommy was so bent on revenge, he may have caused the worst disaster on American soil: 9/11. How? Well pal, you're gonna have to listen!

28 Apr 20231h 20min

Ripped from the headlines (from 2019), we've got a whopper of a theory from fan favorite and incredibly funny man Ronnie Adrian. Ronnie suspects that actually, beloved Empire actor Jussie Smollett was telling the truth all along about his Chicago attack! And actually the cops covered it up! And also that actually deep fake video technology was available way earlier than anyone thinks! Listen up because you're about to learn a thing or two about justice, fruit, America, Lori Lightfoot, and child actors.

21 Apr 20231h 14min

Think drinking water is good for you? Think again sheeple! Our guest week is (the inexplicably unrepped) Sarah Bebb and she's got some thoughts on what's really going on with water purifiers. Namely that good ol reliable weirdly cheap Brita filters aren't doing JACK to actually filter toxins out of our water, and that the government's to blame. And also capitalism! We also cover other kinds of water filters, celebrity breakups, and Alexis comes up with three puns for the price of one! Then we talk about other water filters again.

14 Apr 20231h 9min

Well, well, well look what the cat dragged in! A tiny microphone monitoring everyone's speech! This week Katelyn and Alexis have brought their own theories to the table once again. Alexis believes the 1960s CIA project "Acoustic Kitty" didn't actually fail and our pets may not be as innocent as we think. Plus, Katelyn's got a hot theory about allergies that is sure to make you sneeze! Katelyn thinks City Planners are working with the Masons to keep us SLEEPY and unable to riot by intentionally planting trees that keep our allergies FLOWING.

7 Apr 202352min

If you were alive in 2007 you remember that the most important news of the year wasn't the war in Iraq - it was Britney Spears shaving her head and having some weird vibes with the paparazzi. But maybe that's not because we're shallow, maybe it's because that's what THEY want us to believe! Podcast host and comedian Colin J Morris suspects that the Bush administration was using Brit as a sleeper agent to distract us from the government's failures, and tbh it kinda makes sense!

31 Mars 20231h 7min

One new world order! Two new world orders! HA HA HA! This week we've got funniest man in the world Jonny Svarzbein in the Lizard Lair, with a theory that will either ruin your childhood or make perfect sense. Jonny suspects that The Count, beloved Sesame Street character, is actually a vampire who's killing kids and is also a member of the... ahem... "cosmopolitan elites". Could the beloved kids show character be just another blood libel? Is Santa actually Christian? Who's actually watching shows on Tubi? And why won't you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street??

24 Mars 20231h 14min

Picture this - you're a pastor at an evangelical Christian mega church, and donations are slipping. What are you gonna do? Well if Mark McConville (one of the best comedy podcasters ever to do it) is correct, what you're gonna do is fake a scandal, jet off to 'rehab', then sell a redemption narrative so compelling that Jesus Christ himself would be like 'woah'. Yes Mark suspects that some of these ministers going down for drug and affair scandals are just cynically plotting to raise more money for the church. Listen in this week for a surprisingly heartfelt conversation about the intersection between religion and capitalism, then a bunch of hot new ideas for gender neutral nicknames.

17 Mars 20231h 12min