The Mount Rushmore Bunker with John Potter
Ahh, Mount Rushmore. A monument to a bunch of slave owners hacked into a sacred mountain that basically no one wanted. But what if there's more to the big ol presidential busts in South Dakota? What if there's a secret doomsday bunker hidden beneath the mountain itself, kept secret for almost a century?? Because John Potter (comedian and aspiring gay icon) has done the work, has read the receipts, and believes there is something weird going on in the Black Hills. Listen up as we discuss mysterious caves, goofy names, confederate dinguses, and which presidents were the most forgettable.
26 Feb 20211h 14min
Repost! Live with Area 51: Nazis were Aliens
Hello cutie pies! We've got a cute lil re-post of our LIVE show! Area 51 (Sarah Claspell, Dickie Copeland, and Jessica Jean Jardine) joined us on stage to PROVE that Nazis were aliens. We miss live comedy and events and this is a sweet little stroll down memory lane! Plus, we got busy and didn't have enough time to record this week! We'll be back next week with a HOT FRESH ep for your sweet little ears!
19 Feb 20211h 19min
The Secret Service Killed JFK with Mike O'dea
What's the biggest whoopsie you've ever done? Crashing your mom's car? Replying all to an email where you were talking shit about a coworker? How bout accidentally shooting the sitting president of the United States? Prepare to feel wayyyy better about your own mistakes as we cover this week's theory with amateur historian and excellent guest Mike O'Dea. Mike believes that it wasn't the CIA or the Mob or Castro who whacked John Fitzgerald Kennedy that day in Dallas. No, it was a hapless Secret Service guard who got more than he bargained for with his fancy new gun. For all the details - including what we think of Gun Boys, who's watched the Zapruder film, and who the real heroes of the saga are - listen in.
12 Feb 20211h 17min
The Rugrats Theory with Allyn Pintal
You might be thinking 'gee, what's a cute little theory about a kids tv show doing on this feed? Isn't this gonna be too innocent and sweet for Lizard People'. Well think again IDIOT. Comedy cutie Allyn Pintal came by to talk about the Rugrats Theory, and it might be our bleakest show ever. This theory holds that none of the Rugrats are real, Angelica made them all up in a grief-stupor, and everyone on the show is poorly dealing with horrific trauma. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!
5 Feb 20211h
Bruce and Brandon Lee Were Murdered with Adam Peacock
Two handsome martial arts movie actors. Two breakthrough movies. Two mysterious deaths. AND they were father and son??? Things are getting spooky. This week we're joined by podcast host extraordinaire Adam Peackock, and he's talking all things Lee. See, Adam's seen The Crow more than a hundred times, and Enter The Dragon at least once, and he thinks there's something off about the deaths of Bruce Lee and Brandon Lee. Adam suspects foul play on the part of Chinese organized crime, and also maybe monks, and possibly some sort of curse? Look you're just gonna have to hear it for yourself.
29 Jan 20211h 6min
Bin Laden Was Already Dead with Nick Turner
We're getting political this week, honey! Comedian and podcast host Nick Turner is a true believer in a theory so controversial, it got Trump banned from Twitter and fired from being president (not actually). Nick's done some history research, and he thinks notorious terrorist leader and tape enjoyer Osama Bin Laden was not actually killed in the 2011 raid on a compound in Abbottabad. No, Bin Laden actually died of natural causes and then his body was schlepped around the Middle East for a decade until the US could finally make use of it. So is Kathryn Bigelow a liar? Were Obama and Clinton just watching someone play a video game in that notorious picture? Is Seal Team 6 just six guys? Could the government be... deceiving us?!?!!? The answers to those questions and more are all in this episode.
22 Jan 20211h 12min
The CIA Invented Hippies with Dan Lippert
Do you like music? How about drugs? Bohemian living? Getting crabs from a member of the Mamas and the Papas? Oh boy do we have a fun ep for you this week! Comedy sweetheart Dan Lippert dropped by to discuss the so-called Laurel Canyon Scene of the late 60's and early 70's, and how it relates to the anti-war movement in America. See, Dan's got a nasty suspicion that the CIA stuck their witchy little fingers in and encouraged the growth of a chill, drugged-out music scene as an alternative to the growing anti-Vietnam war protests that were starting to become a real problem for the government. And yes - Dan, Alexis, and Katelyn all talk about their favorite chill-ass folk musicians. PS - Patreon subscribers get access to a little bonus content music playlist this week, so if you wanna see it you gotta subscribe!
15 Jan 20211h 10min
Tom Brady Is A Cyborg with Allison Fields
Are you ready for some FOOTBALL!! The unbelievably funny Allison Fields visited the Lizard Lair to discuss her theory about star quarterback and weird diet enjoyer Tom Brady, and boy is it a doozy. Allison thinks that Tommy Boy has been hiding a dark secret since his early days on the professional football circuit - a secret that will shock and disgust you. No, it's not about the level of physical intimacy he shares with his family. It's about his robot parts! This week we'll get to the bottom of whether Brady is hiding a cyborg body under that America's sweetheart smile, whether a person can live on his weird ass diet, what Giselle's whole deal is, and yeah also the son kissing. Mostly the son kissing.
8 Jan 20211h 4min
