Zodiac Signs & Compatibility - are our relationships written in the stars?

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced., and we’re bringing sunshine, travel chaos and a slightly mystical twist.

The Catch-Up ☀️

👕 Washing on the line is back and honestly, nothing says “life is good” like sun-dried clothes.

🇳🇱 Fern took the girls to the Netherlands and delivered a full itinerary like the organised queen she is - think lots of walking, getting lost around canals, and the constant paranoia of are these cakes… space cakes? Highlight: falling off a bus seat. Graceful as ever.

😳 Charlotte was hit with the ultimate auntie question: “How are babies made?” Auntie Char Char did have answers… but is still questioning how she ended up in that situation in the first place.

🐣 Larissa has been deep in Easter mode - egg hunts, life admin and trudging through the more mundane bits of life while trying to prep for upcoming holidays. It’s giving organised chaos.

This Week’s Topic: Zodiac Signs & Compatibility - are our relationships written in the stars?

Do we believe in them… or is it all a bit of fun?

✨ Charlotte introduces a magic 8-ball style pen (because of course she does), and somehow this all spirals from the very important question: 👉 “Does he have ginger pubes?”

🤷‍♀️ Larissa thinks it’s a crock of shite… but also low-key enjoys it. Contradictory queen.

🔮 Charlotte fully leans in when she’s lacking direction - horoscopes, guidance… and WAIT… She casually drops that she has tarot cards. Of course she does.

♍♎♊ We break down the star signs - Virgo, Libra, Gemini - who’s who? And ask the big question: ✨ Were the stars always destined for us to be friends?

💘 We also get into relationship vs friendship compatibility - because apparently they are not the same thing.

👀 Was Mr Charismatic written in the stars… or was that just a life lesson? And what about the ones that got away?

What the Stars Say We Want 💫

💭 Larissa: fun, intellectual, good connection, conversation and variety 💖 Fern: partnership, romance, emotional harmony and a shared social life 🧠 Charlotte: stable, loyal, emotionally supportive and mentally stimulating.

🔢 We also discover life path numbers (because why stop at star signs?)

😂 Fern remembers having her tarot cards read at 18 - spoiler: they were wrong on every single count.

✨ Final thoughts: Larissa: “If it brings happiness and positivity, I’m into it.” 🌈 Fern’s mum: living proof that putting good energy out into the world and hoping it comes back might actually be the real magic.

A little bit mystical, a little bit chaotic, and a reminder that sometimes it’s just fun to believe in something.

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