Offcuts - The AI Boyfriend, Cadaver Fat & Why We All Just Want To Be Bored Again

Hey Lifers! Welcome to your weekend nom nom nom nom 🎙️

We kick things off with Keeshia finally receiving the long-awaited Santa sacks of Laura's hand-me-downs only to discover Laura accidentally donated a brand new alpaca shirt she never even wore. With the security tag still on it.

A bloke went viral after using Claude AI to be his girlfriend's boyfriend for two weeks while she was in Bali — morning texts, good night messages, inside jokes, weather updates, the lot. He even coded in a jealousy function.

Next, the "ghost lift" — the cosmetic procedure where surgeons are harvesting fat, skin and rib cartilage from cadavers to inject into the living. Bigger lips, chiselled jaws, breast augmentation. All from dead people.

PSA 📣 If you're in Australia, you can no longer register as an organ donor on your driver's licence — you now have to sign up separately at Donate Life

Denmark has officially banned the cry-it-out sleep method, backed by 700 psychologists who say the neuroscience is clear. Laura shares what it was really like in the trenches with Lola, and we discuss what this means for exhausted parents everywhere.

Australia is revoking passports of parents who owe child support and an Aussie dad who went viral after being pulled aside by the AFP at the airport before his Bali holiday with his fiancée did not get the sympathy he was looking for.

And finally, we came across a survey of a million women in their 30s asking what they miss about life before the internet. We get into phone use at dinner, always being contactable, the pressure to learn every AI tool before you get left behind, and why we all just want to be properly bored again.

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Produced by Keeshia Pettit

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⏱️ TIMESTAMPS

• 0:00 — Intro
• 6:36 — Man uses Claude AI to be his girlfriend's boyfriend for 2 weeks
• 13:06 — The "ghost lift": cadaver fat injections for cosmetic surgery
• 21:47 — Denmark bans the cry-it-out sleep method — backed by 700 psychologists
• 30:12 — Passports being revoked for unpaid child support
• 38:30 —What do women in their 30s miss about life before the internet?

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