
HIGH AS A KITE
Chelsea chops it up with her heavily medicated listeners about ADHD and autism assessments, a dented Honda, internet pet peeves, and of course: contour. A caller who sounds like Aparna Nancherla calls...
31 Juli 1h 6min

DO YOU LIKE MY TONE
In another rousing episode of CPP, Chelsea explores topics including but certainly not limited to ADHD, vocal tone, escape rooms, aliens, Ketamine, and the pungent odor of dog farts. Callers from ever...
24 Maj 1h 16min

SOUPRISINGLY GOOD
A shocking revelation shatters the CCP podverse: After all these years in the resistance, Chelsea realizes soup is actually pretty good. Some talk of The Middle Ages, chili, baked potatoes, stew, ADHD...
12 Apr 1h 3min

WALLIS ANNENBERG WILDLIFE CROSSING / TRIAGE
Chelsea welcomes the delightful Beth Pratt, wildlife advocate, author, and cougar-crossing expert to the stude for a lot of dorking-out about nature with callers (in matching P-22 sweaters). Laughs an...
7 Mars 1h 10min

MATT, JUSTIN, AND DAN
In this spirited episode, Chelsea cleans her glasses with a sock and reflects upon Heated Rivalry with a group of core callers who are interconnected. Discussion of other topics like: why boomers cann...
10 Feb 1h 38min

BOTH WRONG AND RIGHT
Extremely detailed crispy mushroom tutorial. The end of originality. Nicolandria salad ad. Catherine Keener comparison. Gentle emotional unraveling.
14 Dec 202550min

85 FOR WHAT
Chelsea and Nick discuss hats, cowbirds, Gavin Newsom, and whether slow claps should be banned forever. Also: vegan cheese, Love Island, and the general ache of being alive. A feel-good episode.
20 Okt 20251h 10min


















