WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TALK TO YOUR KID ABOUT SEX?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? What if God was one of us? When is an appropriate time to tell someone you have herpes? One of these questions gets answered on today's episode of Guys We Fucked! After a mic drop blow job to Stephen with love from Krystyna, things seem to be almost back to normal on the East Side of Manhattan. This week, the Sorry About Last Night chicks welcome one of their dearest friends and mentors in comedy, JIMMY FAILLA. The former cab driver and current author/comic gabs with the gals about how sex changes after you have a child, getting hit on as a married man, the appeal of an average woman, the best light to fuck in, dating the local stripper and what to do when your passenger starts to masturbate. Follow JIMMY FAILLA on Twitter: @jimmyfailla Check out Jimmy's website: www.jimmyfailla.com Get his book, "FOLLOW THAT CAR" (seriously, it's great) E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10 Juli 20151h 39min
WOULD YOU FUCK A GIRL IN A WHEELCHAIR?
The girls of Sorry About Last Night have been feeling less than sexual these past few weeks and adjustments need to be made. Meanwhile, this week's guest's libido is fully intact. "Discovered" on one of the weirdest comedy shows Corinne has ever been on, this week C&K welcome new-to-the-scene comedian, drug aficionado, Hennessy drinker, and, we promise you, absolutely not an actor, ZALMAN (real name, pinky swear)! After explaining to Zalman what a podcast is, the three discuss referring to women as "bitches", the dangers of road head, how to court, growing up with a philandering Russian father, avoiding arrest, and how to proceed when you realize you just made plans to have a one night stand with a handicapped* chick. PLUS: Tasty jizz, #MeatyPussyProblems and homegirls. *Whatever PC word we're using this week Follow Zalman on Instagram: Mr_Zalman E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3 Juli 20151h 39min
WHEN DID YOU FIND OUT YOUR DAD WAS A PEDOPHILE?
After discussing the art of the hand job and its place in a functioning relationship, Corinne & Krystyna prep the #fuckers for our darkest episode yet. This week, the girls sit down with comic TROY ALAN whose father is a pedophile. Troy's story is intense and tragic -- he and his mother were physically abused by his father, and his three sisters (and the daughter of a family friend) were subjected to horrific sexual molestation. Over the course of this conversation, the three discuss the probable root of pedophilia (nature v. nurture?), anger, and what we can do to help stop pedophiles from acting on their urges rather than just writing their names on a list and classifying them as monsters. While this episode is certainly eye-opening, what you may end up seeing is how little we know about what is widely considered the most reprehensible crime. Visit TROY's blog: http://troyalancomic.tumblr.com Follow TROY: @TroyAlanComic E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26 Juni 20151h 30min
YOU HAD A THREE WAY WITH TWINS?
Damage control? Nah, Guys We Fucked don't play that. Some of you loved the Dante episode, some of you were appalled. Some of you even said you were done listening to the show. That's cool. We'll be here. During this week's intro, the girls of Sorry About Last Night respond to a #fucker who is currently paranoid that he paid for pussy then Corinne gives her 2 cents (er, 77 cents) about the Dante Nero backlash. On today's ep, C&K sit down with Krystyna's pal, VANESSA! Vanessa is that friend we all have who things...just seem to happen to. From getting her finger forced into a guy's bunghole to cold-calling dudes to sell them cock cream to the time she was roofied on a business trip, this one's a fun Friday listen. Enjoy!! Follow the Guys We Fucked playlist on Spotify (user name: ThePenta) https://play.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR?play=true&utm_source=open.spotify.com&utm_medium=open Follow Vanessa on Instagram and Snap Chat: nessab33 E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19 Juni 20151h 29min
HOW DID BEING A PIMP AFFECT YOU EMOTIONALLY?
This week, Krystyna's vag is actin' bratty and Corinne's would-be dude is actin' a fool. But, no worry, because today's episode might just CHANGE. YOUR. LIFE. Join Sorry About Last Night as they sit down with former stripper/pimp and current relationship expert/comic/Host of The Beige Phillip Show DANTE NERO as he regales them with tales of losing his virginity to the babysitter, maintaining a stable of 12 prostitutes and sleeping with over three thousand women. Additionally, discussions are had about how the definition of rape has changed over the years, the art of anal sex, and why Dante didn't fuck Peaches (the bus driver, not the rapper). PLUS: The girls give their thoughts on the porn doc HOT GIRLS WANTED. Catch us at Lizz Winstead's Lady Parts Justice show THIS SUNDAY 6/14 at The Creek and the Cave! For tickets, click: http://lpjsexstories.bpt.me/ Follow Dante on Twitter: @DanteNero Listen to The Beige Phillip Show: http://beigephillip.com/ E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12 Juni 20152h 3min
DOCTORS USED TO JERK WOMEN OFF? w/ LIZZ WINSTEAD
From more school-rooted slut-shaming to Mad Max to Caitlyn Jenner, it's been quite a roller coaster ride for women this week (both the new and the old). On today's episode, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with author, comedian, writer, activist, founder of Lady Parts Justice, and co-creator of the motherfuckin' Daily Show, LIZZ WINSTEAD! The trio have an in-depth conversation about Lizz's first time (which coincidentally also resulted in a teen pregnancy - FUN!), why perhaps religion and abortion don't mesh, being a woman in charge in the comedy industry, how politicians make decisions for your vagina (or the vagina of someone you love) without your consent, and what you can do to fight the laws that are cramping your pussy's style. PS: We back on iTunes, bitches!! THANK YOU FOR FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT WITH US YET AGAIN!! Follow Lizz on Twitter: @LizzWinstead Visit Lady Parts Justice!: http://ladypartsjustice.com E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5 Juni 20151h 26min
DUDE PANEL: WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HAVE A PENIS?
Whether or not the girls of Sorry About Last Night are getting laid, one thing's for sure... iTunes is constantly fucking them up the ass! This week, instead of answering questions, Corinne & Krystyna get to ask them! Plagued by a lifetime's worth of not knowing what the hell guys are thinking, feeling, or doing with their dicks, C & K have decided to grab two dudes they know (MIKE COSCARELLI & GENE GETMAN) and interrogate them about what it's like to be the less fair sex. Feed your pee-hole with chatter about fat girls, skinny girls, in-between girls, crazy girls, first dates, boob hair, leg hair, growing up Russian, miscommunication, emojis, a plethora of penis stuff...and Hayley. Fucking Hayley. Follow MIKE COSCARELLI on Twitter @MikeCoscarelli Follow GENE GETMAN on Twitter @GeneGetman E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29 Maj 20151h 38min
WHAT HAPPENED THE NIGHT YOU WERE RAPED?
This weekend, while Corinne was deep-throating mint chocolate chip gelato alone in her apartment, Krystyna was getting her pussy played like a kazoo at a Pennsylvania strip club. Plus, one less sexual listener asks the girls if a sex-less life is a pathetic life? This week, Sorry About Last Night sits down with comedian and rape survivor, Wendi Starling, to talk, for one of the first times, about a night seven years ago. The three discuss, graphically and candidly, the incidents of this night (at her good friend's wedding), brunch the next day, drinking, shame, the flawed California rape laws, and why she isn't pressing charges against the two men who raped her. Follow WENDI on Twitter @wendistarling Visit her website for upcoming show info: www.wendistarling.com E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22 Maj 20152h 2min
