DO YOU WANNA GET TO THE PART WHERE I COME IN MY OWN FACE OR NOT? w/ DOUG STANHOPE

Within moments of having the apartment to herself, Krystyna breaks out her favorite wand to work some magic on her pussy, while further uptown Corinne is bored to tears with all her regular sexters. Marked 'URGENT' in the GWF inbox, an E-mail from a fucker on the brink of losing her virginity poses questions that need to be answered STAT and the girls of Sorry About Last Night are more than prepared to give their girlie a crash prep course on intercourse. This week, C&K sit down with writer, comedian and gentleman SAM MORRIL. After a boozy, ballsy rendezvous with Corinne, er, rather, Catwoman, last Halloween in Gotham City, Sam doesn't remember much, but somehow managed to leave quite the lasting impression on his feline fuck. An uncharacteristically shy Corinne and dominant Krystyna talk with Sam about what to do to close the deal with audience members, a blow job booty text gone awry and how when it comes to a girl's sex partner resume -- it's more about quality than quantity. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet Sam: twitter.com/sammorril Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 Jan 20151h 21min

Not even a month into 2015 and already the Sorry About Last Night inbox is bursting with excitement! From fucking Dads (not your own, ew, gross) to the haters addicted to the podcast to 16-year-olds who have "never been fucked" (uhh...good!) to a superfan of Corinne's outie vajay...what a year this is shaping up to be! Kick back with Krystyna and Corinne as they sit down with this week's guest -- comic, registered nurse, and opener for Carlos Mencia -- MIGUEL DALMAU! Miguel is one amongst a skyrocketing number of 20-something divorcees in America. Listen as he opens up to us about being a young father, the role spiritual beliefs can play in a mixed-religion marriage and the effects of a wife withholding sex. PLUS, a surprise guest to really heat things up (HINT: BLOOD PLAY, Y'ALL!!) and a MIGUEL DALMAU GWF EXCLUSIVE!! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet Miguel: twitter.com/MiguelDalmau Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Jan 20151h 33min

There are some unavoidable truths in life. You will find love and lose it. There will be sunshine after the rain. And a penis must be fully erect before attempting to insert it into a vagina. Guys, much to Krystyna's delight, Corinne finally tried drugs. Sadly, that was not the most interesting story she has from this weekend (Spoiler Alert: It has to do with "boning"...or whatever it is that happened to her). This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome JOHN CAMPANELLI - comedian, Instagram hottie, and sometimes shithead. The three talk post-show hook-ups, pitting chicks against each other, when it's acceptable to kick your friend out of a foursome and how to properly stalk your girlfriend. PLUS: Charlie Hedbo, Sexy Baby the doc (labiaplasty for daaaayz), and, like so much sexual tension, you guys... E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet John: @JohnCampanelli1 Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Follow John on Instagram: JohnCampanelli1 Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

9 Jan 20151h 40min

HAPPY NEW YEAR, HAPPY NEW YOU! (J/K you're still a piece of shit.) Welp, it's 2015 and Corinne & Krystyna are still fucking guys and talking about it. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome possibly the hardest working living comedian (since Joan Rivers is dead), SUBHAH AGARWAL. Brought up in a strict Hindu household by Indian parents whose marriage was arranged, it's taken Subhah a long time to get her freak on (and, if you ask her mother, she's still a virgin). But, now that she's popped...the fun don't stop! (SO sorry about that.) Listen in as the girls talk through the logistics of fucking in the back seat of a car, legally obligating the love of your life to do shit for you for forever, and the proper precautions to take if you get cum on your hand. PLUS: Kaley Cuoco, fucking a guy with a girlfriend, and transgender is the new gay. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Subhah @Subhah Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2 Jan 20151h 27min

Well, fuckers! It's the last episode of 2014 and whether or not you've decided on a resolution...it's time to move the fuck on! To end this action-packed year, Corinne & Krystyna couldn't think of a grander guest than stand-up comic, Broadway star and performer extraordinaire MR. KEVIN MEANEY. This is an extra special one, so grab some hot chocolate (with marshmallows, obvs!) and the new Dre Beats you got from Santa and listen in as the three talk living with a huge secret, getting aroused for the gender you're not attracted to and how to tell your wife you're gay. Gulp. SEE YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE (2015)!! PLEASE DONATE to our INDIE GOGO!! We need your help to make the podcast bigger and better. Here is the link to donate: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/guys-we-fucked-the-anti-slut-shaming-podcast E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Kevin @KevinMeaney Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight No plans for New Years Eve? Spend it with Corinne and a five hour open bar! How could that not be the best night ever? For more details, click here: www.corinnefisher.cravetickets.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Dec 20141h 15min

Tis the season...to talk graphically about sex with Buzz from Home Alone!! Ahh, holy shit, Krystyna and Corinne could not be more excited to sit down and chat with their good friend, DEVIN RATRAY (again, we repeat, this is the real Buzz McCallister from Home Alone!!), for this very Christmas-y episode of Guys We Fucked! Over whiskey on the rocks, as is their tradition, the trio, who have technically shared a bed, discuss what life is like when folks think you're Philip Seymour Hoffman, being so iconic that people get pussy by pretending to be you, and the logistics of having sex in both Lincoln Center and Grand Central Station. PLUS: Lesbian childhood exploration, a whole lotta name-dropping, and the moment you finally have to ask yourself that philosophical question, "Am I a whore?" Listen with whomever you like, but, Jesus, we gotta say...Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof! PLEASE DONATE + SHARE our INDIE GOGO!! We need your help to make the podcast better cause we don't get paid and have no monies! Here is the link to donate: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/guys-we-fucked-the-anti-slut-shaming-podcast E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight If you're in Pennsylvania on SATURDAY, DECEMBER 20th at 8PM, come see Krystyna headline in her hometown at The Montgomery Theater (124 N Main Street, Souderton, PA 18964) featuring Corinne, Dan Frigolette, and Corey Pace! Tix are $15 and we encourage everyone to buy them in advance! FOR TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/comedys-best-…ets-13010712391 No plans for New Years Eve? Spend it with Corinne and a five hour open bar! How could that not be the best night ever? For more details, click here: www.corinnefisher.cravetickets.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

19 Dec 20141h 31min

The weather outside is frightful, but year two of Guys We Fucked started out delightful! After the ab workout that was Vinnie's second poopie-filled visit to the show, the gals of Sorry About Last Night feel more than inspired enough to answer this week's fucker mail filled with conundrums like "What do you do when you're sexually bored in a relationship with a dude you KNOW is awesome?" and "How do you fuck when all you can think about is the one who got away?". Post fan therapy sesh, Corinne and Krystyna welcome this week's guest, MONROE MARTIN, comedian as seen on Last Comic Standing and ultimate distrust-er of women! The girls talk with Monroe about growing up in the foster care system of Philadelphia, what to do when you're snowed in with bae and how to successfully sabotage a threesome! PLUS: Casting couch porn, LIVE SHOWS! & our IndieGoGo has launched!! PLEASE DONATE + SHARE!! Here is the link: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/guys-we-fucked-the-anti-slut-shaming-podcast E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Martin @MonroeMartinIII Visit Martin's Website: MonroeMartinComedy.com Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight If you're in Pennsylvania on SATURDAY, DECEMBER 20th at 8PM, come see Krystyna headline in her hometown at The Montgomery Theater (124 N Main Street, Souderton, PA 18964) featuring Corinne Fisher, Dan Frigolette, and Corey Pace! Tix are $15 and we encourage everyone to buy them in advance, but you can also get them at the door for cash-money. FOR TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/comedys-best-…ets-13010712391 No plans for New Years Eve? Spend it with Corinne and a five hour open bar! How could that not be the best night ever? For more details, click here: www.corinnefisher.cravetickets.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12 Dec 20141h 14min

WHEEEEEEE! Welcome to year fucking two of talking to guys we fucked, about fucking and general fucked-upedness on GUYS WE FUCKED: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast!! This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night start year numero dos off right with the man who helped us start it all! The ballsiest fucker we know! VINNIE!! That's right, ladies and gents, the ramblin' man himself is back to cough, stutter and complain his way through another episode and we couldn't be more excited. A lot has changed for Vinnie (who now introduces himself as "Vinnie from Guys We Fucked" btw like for realz) since that historic first episode... mainly that he's found love in a hopeless place (NYC? His soul? Reader's choice!). Maybe Corinne's pussy is magic (she seriously thinks she might be the female Good Luck Chuck at this point)! OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Britain's list of banned porn acts, how to feel sexy with pepperoni nipples & an olde guy E-mailed us. Now sit back, relax, and ease into year 2 with 3 of the most anxiety-filled peeps we know - Krystyna, Corinne & fuckin' Vinnie!! Welcome to Guys We Fucked -- YEAR 2! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight If you're in Pennsylvania on SATURDAY, DECEMBER 20th at 8PM, come see Krystyna headline in her hometown at The Montgomery Theater (124 N Main Street, Souderton, PA 18964) featuring Corinne Fisher, Dan Frigolette, and Corey Pace! Tix are $15 and we encourage everyone to buy them in advance, but you can also get them at the door for cash-money. FOR TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/comedys-best-…ets-13010712391 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

5 Dec 20141h 31min