HOW DID YOU KNOW YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS GAY?
Even after the success of her best friend's wedding, Corinne still thinks the idea of getting married is insane while Krystyna's period is making her (and everyone around her) go insane. This week, after the girls answer #fucker letters from a strong black woman who doesn't understand what white guys are more intimidated by -- the strong or the black -- and a self-proclaimed 'fat slut', they sit down with comic and ordained minister, MARIBETH MOONEY. MARIBETH is a 50+ cougar who officiates weddings, but has never had or wanted one of her own and her stories of fucking the tax man, finding out her boyfriend was gay during a threesome and starting off life as a suffocated chubby Catholic girl leave Corinne & Krystyna begging for more. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Derek Jeter's one-night stand gift baskets, school administration comparing girls in leggings to prostitutes and finding out what the fuck a Today Sponge is. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Maribeth @MoonsTheRealOne Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3 Okt 20141h 17min
HOW DO YOU SHAVE YOUR DICK? (Hoboken Comedy Festival Special)
This week, the podcast which has been the platform for many the break-up talk, goes through a break-up of its own. Good thing for the girls of Sorry About Last Night, no Ben & Jerry's is required for this one. What they DO need to know, however, is how the fuck do you shave something as seemingly delicate as a penis shaft? Corinne and Krystyna welcome guest JAMES MATTERN, comedian and therapist-in-training, to talk being raised by your grandparents, pubic topiaries, and wanting what's good for you. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: What to do when some of your friends have previously fucked your dude, how podcasts make pussy pain go away & whether or not relationships are actually healthy. THIS SPECIAL EPISODE IS PART OF THE HOBOKEN COMEDY FESTIVAL. HOBOKEN COMEDY FESTIVAL - SHOW INFO & TICKETS: http://www.hobokencomedyfestival.org DONATE TO THE LIBERTY HUMANE SOCIETY: https://interland3.donorperfect.net/weblink/weblink.aspx?name=libertyhs&id=7 E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet James Mattern @JamesLMattern Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26 Sep 20141h 10min
HOW DO YOU DEFINE A 'FEEBLE-ASS BITCH'?
Is a private meeting with a web cam girl cheating? Is asking a girlfriend who's been raped to fulfill your rape fantasy bad form? Why are guys so against 2 guy/1 girl threesomes? This and other daunting questions are thrown into the ring on this new episode of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast! This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's friend, VERONICA, who, after becoming a bit of a fan girl of the podcast (and after a couple glasses of saki) has decided to divulge all her sexy secrets on air. An episode that was supposed to investigate Veronica's history as a longtime gold digger takes more turns than a dreidel and has been deemed by the GWF audio engineer, Andy, as the best episode yet! Guys, it's football season, so you need this podcast now more than ever. Now, let's make it rain... E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19 Sep 20141h 27min
TODD: WHEN DID YOU REALIZE YOU'D BOTH BEEN WITH ME?
It's 9/12, guys, and NO ONE GIVES A FUUUUUUCK! This week, the chix of Sorry About Last Night welcome week's end already hungover. Like, viciously hungover. Real talk, even Corinne's vagina is hungover (meanwhile, Krystyna's got sleep-fingered). Like any dude with skills, the comedy duo EASE into this episode with chat of cheating exes, pube upkeep, Ray Rice & Janay Palmer (obvs) and kindly map out on the body where it's appropriate to cum. Their glorious guest today is a first in GWF history, a diamond in the rough, a man in an ocean of boys, a trailblazer, a 4-leaf clover, a Burger King onion ring in the fry box, a U2 album you didn't even know you had -- it's TODD, the ONLY GUY both Corinne AND Krystyna have 'hung out with'! While C&K ain't officially Eskimo Sisters (yet), they've both seen the same penis up close and personal and we think that's pretty frickin impressive! The threesome (*YOU WISH*) talk about meeting on the Internets, internships, excusing yourself from James Gandolfini's table to go fuck in the bathroom at a Tony party and how to react when Jane Fonda tries to steal your date. All this and more on GUYS WE FUCKED: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast! SEE CORINNE & KRYSTYNA LIVE! NACHO BITCHES (Corinne's Birthday Edition!!) Friday, September 26th @ 10PM New York Comedy Club 241 E. 24th Street (bet 2nd & 3rd Ave) New York, NY Call 212-696-5233 to make reservations! TIX only $5 when you use the code 'NACHO' + 2 drink min E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12 Sep 20141h 25min
SHANE S.: WHAT'S A SEX TALK FROM DEE SNIDER LIKE?
After preparing to have a lighthearted discussion about sex crimes to open the show, instead the heavyhearted Corinne & Krystyna mourn the death of arguably the hardest working person in comedy. This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome comedian, puppeteer, and all-around nice guy SHANE S. (yes, it's a different Shane, not the drunk one) to talk about what he thought sex was as a young lad, the ins and outs of a birds & bees talk from his famous dad, and how to react when you get a text kinda sorta accusing you of rape. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Still thinking your wife is hot after 39 years, defining someone else's feminism, manipulation and how it's totes ok to be semi-obsessed with your body (like, 'cause you think you fine). E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Shane @shaneisnotabird Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight If you'd like to see Shane and Krystyna perform at The 20-Something Showcase, see details here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1485768718333752/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5 Sep 20141h 20min
CRAZY CHICKS ARE BETTER IN BED?
On this week's episode of the anti slut-shaming podcast, Corinne divulges her secret Saturday morning ritual and her feelings on Beyoncé's feministy VMA performance while Krystyna gushes of her young girl yearning to date an older man. This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome their comic, good friend, and road gig buddy RYAN REISS to talk about feelings, being fat and getting your fucking heart broken. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: smart girls v. hot girls, the nastiest sex acts as described in the Urban Dictionary and pepper (yes, the freshly ground kind). PLUS, Corinne tells Ryan a secret. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Tweet Ryan @RyanReiss Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Check out all of the Stand Up NY Labs podcasts at standupnylabs.com and see whose performing live at www.StandUpNY.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29 Aug 20141h 30min
YOU KNOW WE BOTH WANNA FUCK YOU?
Fresh (or less-than-fresh, really) off the red eye in from LA, Corinne & Krystyna are sad to be back, but happy to be alive after an action-packed trip that included, spills, thrills...and Steve Urkel (WTF!?!). This week, the now bronzed babes of Sorry About Last Night interview fellow comic and man-in-the-midst-of-a-6 1/2-year-relationship-that's-really-a-15-year-relationship, MIKE CANNON! While Corinne seems truly perplexed about what Krystyna and Mike both do to keep their respective current relationships in tact, C and K can agree on one thing: they wouldn't mind getting their pussies shot with Mike's Cannon (amIright?!?!). The three comics talk teen years, public BJs, therapy, fighting, mind games, anal, how important it is to see more than just one dick in your lifetime and homosexual tendencies in straight dudes. LISTEN, LEARN...LA... See Mike Cannon headline at Caroline's on Broadway September 9th @ 7:30PM INFO HERE: http://www.carolines.com/comedian/mike-cannon/ Tweet Mike @iammikecannon Visit these pages to check out his projects! http://theweednews.com/ https://www.youtube.com/user/TWNwithMikeCannon E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22 Aug 20141h 8min
ISAAC: WHAT MADE YOU THINK YOU COULD EAT HER OUT?
After Krystyna and Corinne decide they simply must address the elephant (dressed as a genie, dressed as an extraterrestrial, dressed as a nanny, dressed as Rainbow Randolph, dressed as a children's doctor, dressed as a photo technician, dressed as a big little kid...) in the room and Krystyna emotionally explains how depression has played an unfortunately large role in her life, the girls of Sorry About Last Night regroup to talk about, well, er, fuckin'. While heterosexual 'sex' is usually understood as an act with penis/vagina touching, sometimes one can drink too many whiskey sours and mouth/vagina touching just seems cozier. This week, for a nice change of pace, the girls sit down with ISAAC, a fancy producer whose face Corinne has sat on (too much?). The three talk about the power of the puss (it can get a pack of Starbursts delivered to your apartment at 11PM on a Friday night), the number of women the man you think adores you is actually courting and how Corinne is basically insufferable. Chris Gethard's blog entry about his depression: http://thechrisgethardshow.tumblr.com/post/94500709321/this-is-the-face-of-my-mental-illness HEY #FUCKERS! We'll be in LA for the next few days!! Check our social media for show dates/times & locations! We would really love to see you!! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15 Aug 20141h 6min
