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THE LIFE TOUR IS COMING HOME MADISON SQUARE GARDEN 🗽 Exclusive presale kicks off on November 7th. Use Code: ANDREW Get your tickets at THEANDREWSCHULZ.COM ------ Yerrrr, had to have WHITE CHOCOLATE on the Flagrant to talk about some of his insane stories on and off the basketball court. INDULGE. 00:00 Andrew's MSG presale tickets are LIVE, code ANDREW 10:02 Intro to White Chocolate 11:01 Jason's old paintball drive-bys? 14:02 Code Blue Explanation in Basketball Games 17:55 Best QB Randy Moss played with + forgetting plays 22:12 "I didn't get paid to play D" 37:13 Lack of imagination in today's game 38:03 Assists kept him playing + NBA being easier 48:17 Draft Night at a BBQ spot + making grandma happy 50:50 Starting at Sacramento + Euros can't wash 52:43 Wild hazing stories 57:30 Handling fame/pressure 59:45 Impacting the game = AI, Jason and Steph 1:02:54 John Stockton was dirty + Karl Malone is a bad boy 1:06:07 Miami Heat Championship mentality 1:11:00 Pat Riley is that guy + "Heat Culture" 1:16:47 Shaquille O'Neal 1:18:20 Speedy Claxton + the underrated 1:21:08 NBA Finals + "F them referees" + Rec. league War Stories 1:31:46 Orlando Magic is the worst 1:37:15 People weren't playing like White Chocolate 1:41:54 Return from retirement + $43m contract 1:47:34 Gay players in the NBA + Dwight Howard is dominant 1:56:15 Gary Payton + no real vices 2:03:14 Rookie contracts + looking after your money 2:04:32 Nike shoe deal + best sneaker now 2:06:11 Kyrie Irving = best ball handler ever 2:08:23 Kobe Bryant 2:10:00 Michael Jordan 2:16:32 Best Arena 2:22:11 Transitioning from superstars to roleplayers 2:23:53 LeBron James is the greatest ever 2:26:02 Post-career comedown + going back to Belle 2:33:14 Jason treats us to a magic show 2:47:15 Penny Hardaway + Speedy Claxton 2:49:10 Kicked out of a Chinese charity game 2:54:05 Weirdest place = India + Meeting Larry Bird 3:02:00 Indonesia was different + biggest bag 3:02:52 China loves basketball + playing there 3:06:24 Edibles in China 3:11:35 Final magic trick bamboozles EVERYONE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Nov 20233h 20min

Yerrrrrr it's ANDREW'S 40th BIRTHDAY and we had to get a boys ep out to reflect on that and talk about some hot topics like Hasan Minhaj, last week's big boxing match, Kai Cenat, Andrew's birthday dinner and much much more. Happy Halloween, Happy Birthday and INDULGE. 0:00 Intro 0:36 Vala bombing HARD 1:23 Happy Birthday Andrew you old fart 3:41 Hangovers are light work 4:13 Matthew Perry conspiracy theories 9:07 Skinny Akaash not having fun 15:21 Andrew's paparazzi dinner exit 19:17 Reflecting on being 40 + 39 felt harder 30:07 Ice Spice in the Halloween Costume 32:02 FREE Hasan Minhaj 42:30 Hypotheticals + teaching BJ + faking nuts + All Due Respect 52:07 Dov needs a wife 53:56 Being afraid of Black & Dagestani D 1:00:43 Congress woman got got + Charla hosting Daily Show 1:04:10 Why is Andrew playing dress-up? 1:06:36 Ngannou v Fury - Francis’ IQ is insane 1:22:24 Akaash is coming through with the picks 1:23:27 Kisha Chavis’ legendary OnlyFans promo 1:25:32 Kai Cenat’s is leading livestreaming content 1:28:46 DeSantis lifts + Maher’s & Dutch politics 1:36:46 Amouranth’s pum pum beer + Yogurt pipeline + Mark’s mum love milkfat 1:42:11 Andrew’s mum’s heavies are AMERICAN 1:42:51 Free Dwight Howard + Ma$e is FUNNY 1:44:53 Burning Man Dwight + swapping spliffs with Superman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Nov 20231h 53min

yerrrr, the boys are back from Europe and Abu Dhabi and have some fun stories from The Life Tour! INDULGE 00:00 Intro 00:49 Abu Dhabi show - no edits needed & fluency in American culture 06:05 Royal Family in attendance + invited to play Fifa 13:15 UFC - Volk needing constant goals + Kamaru was impressive 16:09 Meeting Zlatan Ibrahimovic 19:29 Tommy Fury can’t box 21:08 Dillon flopped + Logan was landing 25:02 Dillon Narrative shift & is influencer boxing still interesting? 30:40 Logan v Jake ain’t happening 32:40 Logan lawsuit + insane potential MMA event 37:31 Royal Albert Hall + wife’s family in attendance 39:26 Amsterdam = too literal + Mark bombs on stage 42:31 Window shopping in Amsterdam's District 49:08 Irish venue was incredible + drink to open up 58:13 Fight culture in Europe v US + Royal Family necessary 01:01:31 Andrew farts it up + No to deodorant 01:14:52 Akaash “partying” with Fateh + miserable weight loss journey 01:20:31 Jon Stewart cancelled by Apple + Daily Show needs a host… 01:24:21 Michael Irvin calling out his “hood” son 01:25:23 Britney excerpts about Justin + “Lock Her Up” 01:28:32 Kim K hires Manny + poorest role model? 01:32:27 Oldest woman skydiving 01:36:30 Retirement villages in FL = everyone is smashing 01:37:40 No rules after 65 + no voting or driving 01:41:51 Israel-Palestine Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Okt 20232h 7min

Yerrr, Akaash had Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein AKA the Stiff Socks Pod on to discuss their love of Amsterdam's districts, Trevor Wallace's beef with Whiteclaw, Michael Blaustein pranking a Kardashian & we reveal the meanest prank Akaash has EVER pulled off. INDULGE 00:00 Intro 01:05 Smashing the guests 03:48 Single Blau is an animal 05:18 Blau got GOT in Amsterdam 17:33 Blau’s inconsistent libido + new strange 18:57 Jada Pinkett-Smith is a baddie + Will Smith is broken 26:51 Hustling hard + Punk’d prank w/ Khloe Kardashian 33:43 Ashton Kutcher is HARSH but we respect it 37:40 Trevor spotting the wave + White Claws success 44:47 Starting at All Def Digital 46:32 Trevor’s business sense + KevOnStage is brilliant 55:45 Trevor getting punched + Karen response 58:40 The time Akaash punk’d Blau 01:20:26 Getting lit + d-game is still trash 01:26:00 Our Moms are STACKED 01:26:46 Blau LOVES feet + sometimes they’re too heavy 01:31:15 Trevor’s mom’s his type + Blau brings passion 01:44:00 “Hiring” security + getting confronted on stage 01:59:59 Hannah Berner sends her regards + we love our Moms 02:05:05 Eskimo bros with Johnny Sins + Blau LOVES his mom 02:18:40 Little separation on stage & Creativity + RIP OG Four Loco 02:25:52 Blau's VIRAL “How to Kiss” VIDEO 02:30:01 Bobby Lee’s D, going down + NYC vs LA women 02:40:21 Blau was POOR, but now just cheap 02:49:49 $1 tipping is INSANE 02:53:00 NYC tipping begrudgingly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Okt 20233h 16min

Yerrrr, the boys had to discuss someone selling out Toronto, Drake's new album's reception, NYC's accent problem, some wild stories involving family and much much more. INDULGE. 00:00 Well done Drake + new album 03:34 Green light to get Andrew Tate 05:42 Akaash is loving petty Drake 07:13 Drake is male Kim K 09:44 Kanye’s “Yews” + talking yourself out of trouble 14:44 Drake’s shots at Ri-Ri 16:21 NY v Toronto accent 19:51 Alexx wanted more from Drake 20:33 Best American accent for MEN 22:37 Miles LOVES dumb girls & rizzing Mark’s sister 32:50 Mark’s “traditional” family 33:35 Raptors couldn’t get in + Dov’s in love w/ his COUSIN 39:39 Alexx’s cousin loving + Dov’s hot family 42:22 Mark’s sisters hanging out in their undies 52:47 Taylor Swift Jet conspiracy + freezing bodies 55:27 Disney fighting for the Mouse + Naked Family Chronicles 01:07:53 Cowboys got RINSED by 49ers 01:10:49 Dame to Bucks + Knicks need Jimmy Butler + signatures shoes 01:17:12 Beckham doc, hotter than Ronaldo + Posh Spice is cool 01:27:27 Will Ferrell DJing + everyone loves him 01:29:21 PSY’s entrance is crazy + Puerto Ricans keeping Mark up 01:33:24 Dillon’s gonna fight - predictions 01:40:21 Pressure is all on Logan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Okt 20231h 48min

Yerrrrr, we had to get Dillon Danis to come on and explain what's going on with his lawsuit with Nina Agdal, see if he's actually going to fight Logan Paul, and to check in with the world's greatest UFC journalist. INDULGE 00:00 Intro 00:33 Dillon’s 300lb lover + last Flagrant appearance 05:45 Dillon bought Andrew a beautiful gift 08:13 Ronaldo Goofing Around 11:56 Andrew v Dillon Round 1 19:17 Sponsoring Dillon's corner 24:32 What actually happened with that bouncer? 28:20 Nina’s Lawsuit is CORNY 35:31 Logan is egotistical 37:57 Sparring with Alex “Poatan” Pereira + Bushido code 41:55 Conor McGregor = unbelievable under immense pressure 46:44 Dillon doesn’t target family 48:32 Logan can’t promote + doesn’t feel bad for Nina 51:06 Dillon Danis is now A-List 57:10 Who do we want to win? 59:16 Andrew v Dillon Round 2 01:02:00 Dillon choking out the boys 01:04:33 Why Dillon Accepted a bad Fight deal 01:07:45 Jake Paul + KSI are fighting to face Dillon next 01:12:51 Trash talking + Marcel suspending him 01:18:17 Rest in Peace Leandro Lo 01:22:00 Hitting rock bottom 01:33:12 Children, legacy + not trolling? 01:43:11 Drake taught Dillon how not to drink 01:48:09 The Rock is Dillon’s hero, Leo DiCaprio + nicest celebrities 01:54:16 Joe Rogan on Dillon Danis 01:56:16 Dillon’s Fight Promo 02:02:20 Acting is hard + Scarface reenactment 02:22:32 ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? 02:32:55 Dillon won’t go without his boys 02:34:19 Andrew v Dillon Round 3 + Dillon ran away from Andrew 02:39:12 Andrew v Dillon Round 4 + Jiu Jitsu is easy 02:45:35 Full Nelson into SLEEP SLEEP 02:57:10 Andrew is built like a skeleton 03:03:18 Majlak wasn’t involved, Dillon is outside + stuttering 03:06:20 Albanians built different + Action Bronson is the man 03:08:49 Crohn’s in my throat + Who was funnier? Dillon v Logan 03:12:50 We love you Dillon Danis + so much funnier sober Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Okt 20233h 25min

Yerrrrr Dave Portnoy came to talk some Flagrancy with the boys and discuss him buying back Barstool, handling PizzaFest hit pieces, Bobbi Althoff fallout, and much much more. INDULGE 00:00 Intro 01:33 Dave is RICH 05:31 Taylor & Kelce don’t look normal… 12:15 Daniel Jones for Taylor???? 13:30 Taylor is MOTHER 17:02 Taylor deserves MORE + is this about Gronk? 18:56 Dave met Obama’s “boyfriend” + both sides are toxic 25:10 Washington Post Hit Piece about One Bite Pizza Festival 35:12 Maintaining integrity + “Off the Record” Bobbi Althoff Drake drama 45:27 Coming back to Barstool, buying a sports team, handling layoffs 56:01 Fallon Toxic Workplace Accusations 01:02:16 Russell Brand, publishing rebuttals & Louis ceded too much ground 01:05:58 Harvey Weinstein had some hits 01:07:04 How would Dave handle Logan v Dillon? 01:13:00 Dave's only joy is eating now 01:20:40 How Dave spots talent + Cam’ron & Ma$e might have joined Barstool 01:22:20 Deion Sanders is the BEST, star power + Bo Jackson was that guy 01:29:16 Pick what Akaash isn’t picking 01:30:54 The Patriots, Belichick’s legacy & Tom Brady 01:33:14 What motivates Dave Portnoy? 01:33:51 Dave used to HATE Kyrie but they’re gonna play 1 v 1 basketball now Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Sep 20231h 47min

What’s good people today we discuss the assault allegations brought against Russel brand, we discuss if stories can be made up for political gain, and Deion sanders effect on college ball INDULGE! 00:44 Hasan's real life is INSANE 02:14 Comedians make up stories? Prom "date" had to marry Indian 05:02 Hasan told Akaash the Prom story YEARS ago 07:59 White House Correspondents off lies + Khashoggi & Kushner 09:40 Victimization separate from the comedy 16:17 New podcast - Hasan, Jussie, Santos, LeBron 20:13 Hasan Minhaj loses the Daily Show gig? 28:18 Hasan co-opting emotional truth - that's a part of comedy 35:56 The Russell Brand Story 39:57 How will it effect Russell? Might become bigger 43:07 Comedians are the real victims here 43:50 Deric Poston's wedding - GET MARRIED 45:02 Andrew CRIED + write your own vows yo 51:25 Renew your vows is the next move 54:58 Flagrant Padel tournament incoming 56:40 Fan almost gets Andrew Schulz with unreal joke 01:07:03 Deion Sanders is a Victor - immense magnetism + tough games incoming 01:16:36 Picks for the NFL 01:17:59 Halle Berry Slimed + Drake holding attention & timing fo release 01:30:23 Missing F-35 + Why would US admit it? 01:36:15 Hunter Biden, gun control + Trump somehow has normal kids 01:49:35 Is Joe Biden less stressed? George Bush is the GOAT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Sep 20232h 4min