Tucker Carlson JOKES Roy Wood Jr. SHOULD have said @ Correspondents' Dinner

We got the President Roaster Roy Wood Jr in the studio, fresh off his performance at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. We talk about the jokes he didn’t use, the ones he should have, Trump, Netflix’s Cleopatra and how The Jerry Springer show might look funny in the light. Indulge! 00:00 Roy Wood Jr squirming 01:40 Andrew got the Nation of Islam plug 03:43 Farrakhan the best orator alive? 05:08 Correspondents’ Dinner background & insight 07:11 They didn’t know Roy was nice at stand-up 08:59 Getting selected for the gig - G.S. Warriors involved 10:44 Roy Wood Jr one of less than 15 + style of comedy 11:56 How long to prepare? Changing it up 16:31 Trump was p***y for not turning up 17:26 The School Sh**ting joke + being strategic 20:56 Roy didn’t get the Epstein invitation + no-one policed the jokes 22:28 Roy’s meanest jokes that didn’t make it 26:52 Flagrant’s jokes for Roy - Disney +, Stormy Daniels, Gaping holes 36:48 Roy’s appearance on “Inside Jokes” 38:11 Roy’s scientific style of stand-up - precision 41:55 Roy’s father - Vietnam, South Africa and CSPAN Crackas 43:25 Local reporters first to go + Civil Rights era PTSD 46:32 Kamala got them soft hands + speaking to the attendees 49:27 Feelings at the start and end + Diana Ross is important 53:08 Roy Wood Jr new Inside Joke 54:27 Roy pissing off Industrial Kool-Aid Complex 55:28 Grandma’s heavies + Peanut Butter & Choc chip cookies are BLACK 01:06:17 Egyptians upset about Netflix Cleopatra 01:08:26 White Jesus and untrustworthy White Pastors 01:11:18 2 girls 1 c**k 01:13:11 Jerry Springer looks funny in the light BUT we loved it 01:20:07 NBA - TV dictated the south’s fav. teams 01:22:28 Alabama ain’t that bad, guys! 01:25:05 Responsibility of giving back + Roy’s criminal past 01:37:19 Akaash’s competing identities + repping your set Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices