
The monarchy, This Morning and the weird-womenosphere
This week Fern and Alison share Prince Philip's best (worst) quotes, and Fern explains why she had to quit watching This Morning for good.We're now going on a short break! We'll be back with more epis...
19 Maj 44min

Dancing priests and dodgy priests
This week on the podcast Fern and Alison discuss how priests come in all shapes and sizes, and Fern tells us more about her recent trip to Naples.Since recording this episode, Fern has completed the L...
12 Maj 40min

Trigger warnings, quitting smoking and Celebrity Pointless trophy stimming toys
Could Fern be the next Bond? Alison seems to think so. This week on the podcast Fern tells Alison about her experience with lasers (the hair removing kind), and the two discuss the use of trigger warn...
5 Maj 52min

Bad auditions, priests and the Take That documentary
This week Fern tells Alison about the latest Take That documentary, and they both share their experiences of castings, auditions and mental health support.Fern is running the London Marathon THIS SUND...
21 Apr 52min

Escaping Heated Rivalry psychosis and getting baptised in the lithium pool
This week Fern struggles with a serious case of Heated Rivalry Psychosis, and Alison tells us about a relaxing Romanian spa experience (and a less relaxing ketamine experience).Fern is running the Lon...
14 Apr 48min

Starting HRT and quitting Chat GPT
This week Fern considers quitting Chat GPT, shares her HRT diary and both she and Alison reflect on some interesting childhood friendships.Fern is running the London Marathon on Sunday 26 April 2026 t...
7 Apr 38min

Indie sleeze, meeting Pete Doherty and making a better Amy Winehouse film
This week Fern and Alison look back at the Indie-sleeze era, and share stories of meeting Pete Doherty, Amy Winehouse and getting in a fight for a bit of Morrissey(👎)'s t-shirt.Fern is running the Lo...
31 Mars 41min


















