If it’s going in your bum, it’s going in a Care Bear | Not our He-Man | Now, The Hoff has a penguin!

Casting news of the new live-action Masters of the Universe movie is out, and Paulo and Dori reject He-Man 2026 due to his tiny nipples.

We never knew how good we had it with Dolph.

We visit the 80s tuck shop of our minds and fill our bellies with corn syrup and artificial colouring as we reminisce about our favourite discontinued cool drinks.

80s movies didn't care if they offended you, and after discovering that the Hoff has crabs, we find out that he now has a penguin. Plus, we wonder who would win in a fight between La Linea and Morph.

Paulo watched the Pelé movie Hotshot, where he expected to see Pelé play soccer and actors act... instead, he got Pelé acting. And actors doing something soccer adjacent.

Finally, we find out which of Dori's traits are brought out due to Blondie, and don't wear your white heels to a silent 80s disco.

Time Stamps

Live-Action He-Man casting news (00:06:30): https://foreternia.com/2025/02/he-man-actor-nicholas-galitzine-reveals-first-official-image-for-the-masters-of-the-universe-movie

80s cool-drinks (00:17:54):

https://www.cleveland.com/nation/2025/02/coca-cola-bringing-back-soda-flavor-from-80s.html

https://za.pinterest.com/pin/68117013108338363/

Shameless 80s Comedies (00:26:15): https://www.moviemaker.com/shameless-80s-comedies-that-just-dont-care-gallery/

Pingu (00:33:38):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lyEqhMC6EA

HotShot (00:41:28):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeaAwQws33s

Buzzfeed Song Quiz (00:58:12):

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