
Help I Hate Your Coffee
Sometimes there are episodes with one or two moments that will make you cry with laughter. Other times there will be plenty more. This is an episode with plenty more. William feels Jordan's pectoral muscles, Jordan tells William the difference between seshheads and pissheads, William's Mummy needs a drink, Jordan reveals what he really thinks about William's coffee. Oh, and there are three letters of advice in there to help you deal with modern life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22 Feb 202251min

Weekend Release: Jordan's Diction
A bonus episode that starts as it means to go on, with William and Jordan repeating the opening lines four times. Amongst some truly heartwarming letters, the pair also decide their top three radio shows they can't live without. Truly thrilling podcasting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18 Feb 202214min

Help I Need To Silence A Vegan
Love is in the air, and it's Jordan North's birthday. So in this episode of the podcast, William and Jordan are celebrating by being - quite frankly - all over the place. There's a new name on the block, a wild accusation from Jordan and William is answering plenty more wedding questions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15 Feb 202238min

Weekend Release: Producer Ben's Letter
In what podcast would a producer need to write a letter into their own podcast to communicate with their presenters? This podcast! Alongside a mysterious piece of communication from PB, there's a letter from William's new favourite G and Diva and a question about the best afternoon tea in London. Lots to enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11 Feb 202211min

Help I Hate Your Dinner Party
For the first time in a long time, William and Jordan bring you a themed episode of the podcast, and it's dinner parties that are on the Sexted agenda. The pair get to answering as many of your cold collation questions as the can possibly get to, William reveals an unexpected recent discovery and Jordan remembers a time he was required to clean a call centre. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8 Feb 202251min

Weekend Release: Handwritten Loophole
In this weekend’s episode, William is pulled up on a loophole to his handwritten reply policy - much to his displeasure. There’s chat about Beanie Babies, Karens, and Jordan, somehow, managing to meet The Duke of Cambridge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4 Feb 202218min

Help There's A Pirate At My Funeral
After a smashing night at Producer Ben's, William brings back a much-loved feature from episodes past - his diary. William also reveals his post-marriage surname, Jordan reveals (more) about life as a child in the North household and there's some sage advice if your partner keeps falling asleep before you have a chance to… get to it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 Feb 202240min

Weekend Release: Anonymous Widow
In this latest Weekend Release, there are more defecation in bags stories for William and Jordan to ponder, an update from the dating anonymous widow and a suggestion for a now non-judgemental William. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28 Jan 20229min






















