Lindy and Meagan are Grey Pasty Goo Balls

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Today we bring you a sensational episode we’re calling Animal Digest: Seattle Drift // LOW TIDE Edition. Basically we’re talking about all varieties of animals. The ones we eat, the ones we pet. And of course, the ones that scream. Can you believe Producer Alli…did that? Vegetarians GET HER ASS. Do YOU like episodes where we list animals?? Tell us…whatr yourzzzz via the Best Friend Party Phone (703) 829-0003.

BUT FIRST, what’s going on with flavor? Specifically Guy Fieri’s flavored water. Let us know YOUR hack takes at deartextmeback@gmail.com.

And being at these old stomping grounds meant that Lindy and Meagan ran into friends, former classmates, and friendly neighborhood tattoo artists allll over town. Special shoutout to Adults in the Room, some big news coming outta that pod soon 👀

And heads up sweeties: you can join our After Dark on Sunday, August 30th! What are we going to talk about? Only one way to find out–tune in over at patreon.com/textmebackpod

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

• Learn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode!
• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.

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