Open Relationships Only Work If You're Ugly w/ Usama Siddiquee | First Date with Lauren Compton

SPONSORS: Stop waiting for permission to build something. Main character energy only. Free trial at ⁠https://shopify.com/date⁠ As a listener of this podcast, you'll get $80 off of your first month with Talkspace when you go to ⁠https://Talkspace.com⁠ and enter promo code SPACE80. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to ⁠https://Talkspace.com⁠ and enter promo code SPACE80. On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian and Netflix Funny AF runner-up Usama Siddiquee for a hilarious conversation about being 35 and hunting for a wife, why the post-hang tells you who you're actually into, Bible verse bios and other hard nos, DoorDash dinners and dirty martinis with five olives, vetting DMs after blowing up, the Tesla door problem, everything he learned about dating from black women, why open relationships don't work, love languages, the neck turn, and the only correct way to answer "is she hot?" Follow Usama:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/Tour dates: https://usamastandsup.com/showsPodcast: https://www.youtube.com/@UCSkD8luMeXloTKL5l3QMFhQ Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! First Date Ep. 166 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://www.instagram.com/firstdateshowhttps://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:00:51 - Usama's A Fan?!?00:03:13 - Usama Is Looking For His Wife00:04:15 - The Post Hang Is Who You Really Are00:05:48 - Bible Verses In The Bio00:13:41 - Socks Stay On00:17:18 - Finding Love In The DMs?00:21:07 - The "Texture" Of The Hang00:22:46 - Tesla Doors Killed The Gentleman00:24:41 - Black Women Taught Me Everything00:28:31 - His Longest Relationship And Why Open Doesn't Work00:32:18 - All Gas No Breaks and Love Languages00:40:53 - How To Win "Is She Hot?" Game00:45:59 - How Usama Would Propose Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices