122: Don't Send Me a Bill.. Ft. Chris Klemens

WE'RE GOING ON TOUR!!! TICKETS HERE: https://linktr.ee/twohottakestour If code is required it's "CARROTCAKE" :) Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! It's pretty well known that hurt people tend to also hurt people, and these stories demonstrated that pretty well. Except some may be justifiable in their hurt? You help us judge, but we had some pretty serious reactions to some of these stories. MERCH IS HERE!!! https://shop.twohottakes.com I can't wait to see you all in these. Especially at the live shows we have this upcoming spring ;) Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 Bonus Content on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Our SubReddit to Submit YOUR Stories!!!https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Partners: ZocDoc: zocdoc.com/tht Beam:shopbeam.com/tht promo code: tht Embrace Pet Insurance: EmbracePetInsurance.com/THT Masterclass: Masterclass.com/tht Quince: quince.com/tht Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

21 Dec 20231h 39min

WE'RE GOING ON TOUR!!! TICKETS HERE: https://linktr.ee/twohottakestour If code is required it's "CARROTCAKE" :) Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Spencer Hunt aka Spencewuah! Spencer is the expert on yelling.. but wow these people didn't need to to get their chaos across. From open relationships to trying to get some quality sleep.. these stories were something. Multiple TWs in this one so please listen carefully. And as always cant wait to hear your thoughts! Spencer's YouTube channel !!! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc7DRLEHTG2hrQl4OGa1fZg MERCH IS HERE!!! https://shop.twohottakes.com I can't wait to see you all in these. Especially at the live shows we have this upcoming spring ;) Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 Bonus Content on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Our SubReddit to Submit YOUR Stories!!!https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Partners: Shopify: shopify.com/tht Skims: skims.com/tht & Be sure to let them know we sent ya :) Lume: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with Lume deodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code "THT" at LumeDeodorant.com Skylight Frames: SkylightFrame.com/TAKES Hellofresh: hellofresh.com/thtfreePromo Code: thtfree Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

14 Dec 20231h 37min

Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin! Sometimes people just need to slow down evaluate the situation and not get so goofy in their reactions.. Others may be perfectly justified and the other people involved required a brake check.. either way a lot of these stories are a big WTF, oof, get you heated, leave you confused vibe. Can't wait to hear your comments on these ones! WE'RE GOING ON TOUR!!! TICKETS HERE: https://linktr.ee/twohottakestour If code is required it's "CARROTCAKE" :) MERCH IS HERE!!! https://shop.twohottakes.com I can't wait to see you all in these. Especially at the live shows we have this upcoming spring ;) Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 Bonus Content on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Our SubReddit to Submit YOUR Stories!!!https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Partners: Talkspace: Get $80 off your first month at Talkspace.com/THT Skylight Frames: Get $15 off a Skylight Frame at SkylightFrame.com/TAKES Babbel:Babbel.com/tht ZocDoc: Zocdoc.com/tht Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

7 Dec 20231h 59min

Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! The gals are in Canada and recording these terrible, no good, very bad holiday stories from the cold outdoors. Don't let the wind and shivers distract you from these cold takes.. From getting excluded from celebrations to offending your family by bringing a casserole, the holidays can bring out the weird in some people. Thoughts on these ones?! MERCH IS HERE!!! https://shop.twohottakes.com I can't wait to see you all in these. Especially at the live shows we have this upcoming spring ;) Let's get back into giving and making change: If able consider donating to your local shelter !! Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 Bonus Content on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Our SubReddit to Submit YOUR Stories!!!https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Partners: Skylight Frames: Get $15 off a Skylight Frame at SkylightFrame.com/TAKES NextEvo: NextEvo.com promo code: THT to get 25% off. Skims: skims.com/tht -- after you place your order, be sure to let them know we sent you! Select "podcast" in the survey and be sure to select our show <3 Draft Kings: Download the DraftKings Casino app NOW and sign up with promo code: HOTTAKES Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER or visit www.1800gambler.net. In Connecticut, help is available for problem gambling call 888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org. Please play responsibly. 21+. Physically present in Connecticut/Michigan/New Jersey/Pennsylvania/West Virginia only. Void in Ontario. One per opted-in new customer. Min. five dollar deposit. Max match five hundred in casino credits which require 1x play-thru within 7 days. See terms at casino dot draftkings dot com slash player’s choice for eligibility, terms and responsible gaming resources. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

30 Nov 20231h 32min

Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! Obtuse may have just become my favorite word, but how else do you describe some of the people in these stories? From fantasy football hall passes to trying to have a baby with your dads ____... this week has us reeling still. Thoughts on these stories? Who was being deliberately obtuse here? MERCH IS HERE!!! https://shop.twohottakes.com I can't wait to see you all in these. Especially at the live shows we have this upcoming spring ;) Let's get back into giving and making change: If able consider donating to your local toy drive <3 Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 Bonus Content on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Our SubReddit to Submit YOUR Stories!!!https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Partners: Athena Club: AthenaClub.com Promo Code: THT for FREE gentle body scrub! Lume: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with Lume deodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code THT at lumedeodorant.com! #lumepod Quince: Quince.com/tht for free shipping & 365 day returns!  Beam: shopbeam.com/tht for 50% off!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

22 Nov 20231h 39min

Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Alejandra! Our girl has some fun life changes ahead and will not be on the pod as frequent.. while this is sad I wanted to take advantage of the time and give her some stories she'd have some fire takes on. Comment your favorite Alejandra moment or stand out take :) Let's show our gal some love!!! ACCESS TO MERCH DROP @ Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Let's get back into giving and making change: If able consider donating to your local food shelf this week <3 Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 Bonus Content on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Our SubReddit to Submit YOUR Stories!!!https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Partners: Embrace Pet Insurance: EmbracePetInsurance.com/THT Masterclass: Masterclass.com/tht Hellofresh: HelloFresh.com/thtfree & Promo code: thtfree for FREE breakfast for life! Talkspace: Get $80 off your first month at Talkspace.com/THT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

16 Nov 20231h 59min

Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin! Sometimes there's a hero in these stories.. someone who just has strength, composure, tenacity.. or as we're calling it GRIT. We can all use a little grit in our lives, and these stories demonstrate some solid examples. Or so we think.. but I can't wait to hear your thoughts! Let's get back into giving and making change: If able consider donating to your local animal shelter this week <3 Checkout the Burbank animal shelter to see the cuties we just met: https://www.burbankca.gov/web/parks-recreation/burbank-animal-shelter-homepage Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 Bonus Content on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Our SubReddit to Submit YOUR Stories!!!https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Partners: Firstleaf: TryFirstleaf.com/THT !! Babbel: Babbel.com/tht ZocDoc: zocdoc.com/tht SKIMS: skims.com/tht -- Be sure to let them know we sent you! After you place your order, select "podcast" in the survey and select our show <3 thank you!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

9 Nov 20231h 51min

Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren (and Justin for a story)! Sometimes things are just too peculiar to wrap our heads around.. and a lot of these stories fit into that box. Who would have thought carrot cake could start a family war? Or that your ex might agree to give you another baby via donation? Thoughts on these peculiar problems?! Checkout our engagement video!! https://youtu.be/kWwQFgxPTJc Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 Bonus Content on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Our SubReddit to Submit YOUR Stories!!!https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Partners: NextEvo: NextEvo.com  Promo Code: THT to get 25% off! Buffy: Get 25% off your first order at https://www.buffy.co with code THT. Thank you to Buffy for supporting the channel! Beam:shopbeam.com/THTPromo code: CYBER Lume: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with Promo Code THT at lumepodcast.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2 Nov 20231h 59min