Cattle Farm Catastrophe Gets Utterly Disgusting | Heightened Babble Episode 39

Brad and JB kick off episode 39 celebrating National Coffee Day and National Biscotti Day, along with wrestler birthdays for Swerve Strickland and the three-foot luchador Micro Man (who takes on the seven-foot-three Omos in a genuinely wild wrestling clip). They cover upcoming Tall Tales Tour dates in Asheville, Nashville, Cleveland, and Cincinnati, introduce new executive producer Ziggy Sharp, and plug Brad's "Death by Dwarf" hot sauce line. In "First Class Mail," the hosts dive into listener-submitted dating app horror stories (including a profile featuring a mirror, a camera, and a very exposed photographer known only as "But Man"), debate whether polo and the movie Cars count as "real" sports, and explore an elaborate funeral plan involving biodegradable balloons filled with a Nana's ashes.The "Two Tall Tales" segment covers two genuinely bizarre real headlines: a fire at an Australian cattle breeding farm that caused stored bull semen canisters to rupture and launch across the property, forcing firefighters to dodge flying debris, and a British zoo's mortifying autocomplete error that accidentally advertised a family-friendly wildlife tour as a "child predator tour." Both stories send Brad and JB into some of their most chaotic tangents yet, touching on Sylvester Stallone's polo-playing father, Michael Jackson conspiracy jokes, and the etymology of gay slang terms like "otter." The episode wraps with a running bit about updating the classic phrase "I'll fuck you up" to "I'll fuck you down," complete with a call for listeners to submit their own Keith Sweat-style tribute songs.Follow us on social media!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heightenedbabblepodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heightenedbabblepodcastFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/Heightened-Babble-Podcast/61585004459148/X: https://x.com/heightenedbabblBrad's YouTube: @BradWilliamsComedy Brad's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bradwilliamscomicJB's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jbballcomedyChapter Markers00:00 – Cold open: cold open bits and headline previews02:09 – Intro to episode 3903:17 – Height jokes and dating profile bit03:17 – National Coffee Day & National Biscotti Day06:44 – Wrestler birthdays: Swerve Strickland & Micro Man09:12 – Tall Tales Tour dates announced13:07 – Hot sauce, sponsor plug & social links13:43 – Executive producer shoutouts (Ziggy Sharp)16:06 – Voicemail shoutout: Teddy17:10 – First Class Mail begins19:56 – "But Man" dating app photo story23:38 – Is polo a sport? debate begins28:03 – Is Cars a sports movie? tangent30:16 – Nana Cory's balloon ash-funeral idea39:29 – "Fuck you up" vs "fuck you down" bit40:59 – Bar fight story from Nathan54:24 – Two Tall Tales intro55:25 – Massive semen explosion story begins1:02:47 – Bull semen pricing tangent1:11:07 – Zoo "child predator tour" story begins1:15:29 – Autocomplete/AI proofreading tangent1:16:50 – Episode recap begins1:19:38 – Patreon/executive producer sign-off### Tags/Hashtags#HeightenedBabble #BradWilliams #JBBall #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #FirstClassMail #TwoTallTales #WeirdNews #TallTalesTour #ComedyDuo #FunnyStories #WrestlingHumorHeightened Babble is what happens when two stand-up comedians who couldn’t be built more differently take on the world one ridiculous conversation at a time. From comedy and culture to debates, disagreements, and pure nonsense, Brad Willams and JB Ball elevate the art of running their mouths. If you want a comedy podcast that’s unpredictable, unfiltered, and undeniably entertaining, welcome to Heightened Babble#podcast #comedy #comedian #comedians #funny #podcastclips