Salty Utah Queens - Bronwyn Goes West (RHOSLC S7E3)

Lara and Carey return to God’s greatest prize (UTAH) for another chapter in the ongoing saga that is… Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But first, they discuss the possibility of Verity as gay canon, the mysteries of Dakota Johnson, Lara clearing up confusion over 60 Minutes, the glory of Gilded Age smooth brain, Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi’s height appropriate relationship, the Cornell President’s alleged foot and run, Carey’s own vehicular-weight humiliation as a freshman in high school, and more.

Back on RHOSLC, the ladies prepare for Bronwyn’s girls trip to her Big Apple (San Francisco) for St. Paddy’s celebrations and general rindomness. Quai, Bronwyn and Wild Rose link up at a biker bar and Angie visits a grieving Mary to distract her with tales of Quai’s toothbrush + toilet punishment of her husband. Lisa tells Heather about her yearly invite to the Oscars and Seth tells Meredith she smothers their children, and Angie tells the world about her failing marriage all while debuting her terrifying green contact lenses.

Then to San Francisco they go (minus Mary)! Sand lines are promptly drawn. Bronwyn proudly flaunts her East Bay roots and Thoroughly Modern Millie take on the city of San Fran; Lisa B keeps the haters trembling with her casual turn-down of her pre-fame Oscars invites; Brittany — donned in wedges — pinches handicapped elderly people in the name of Sláinte. At the hotel, Wild Rose runs her mouth and blabs about Quai’s shit talking of Heather and Hengie. Bronwyn, fully sparked by the spirit of SF, rents a trolley to the Irish pubs, where Angie trolls Quai over toothbrushgate and Heather confronts her over her “Diablo/Diabolical” remark, pushing Quai to tears. As the beer and Jägerbombs flow, Quai turns on Whitney as Bronwyn succumbs to true Transatlantic (and Transpacific) possession…

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