Jimmy Carr is Right, Comedians Should be Professors

Can you teach someone to be funny? On Works Every Time episode 149, Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, and Phillip Garcia turn a discussion of Jimmy Carr’s comedy class into their own imaginary Comedy University. The curriculum covers crowd work, networking, working different comedy rooms, and handling hecklers—with a drink ticket waiting at graduation. Justin also revisits a recent confrontation with a drunk couple at a stand-up show.

Before class starts, the guys riff on communion to go, Halloween candy etiquette, childhood haunted houses, and accidentally bringing beers to a church trunk-or-treat. A disagreement over farting becomes a test of friendship. Then Bit Pitch takes on Entourage as male smut, the violence of crushed-ice dispensers, instruction manuals, and Schnitzel’s territorial ambitions.

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00:00:00 This Week on WET...

00:00:24 Communion to Go

00:04:50 Candy Prices are SKYROCKETTING

00:13:13 Scariest Halloween Houses Growing Up

00:17:53 We Drank Beers at a Church

00:18:57 Do Your Friends Also Fart This Much?

00:25:35 Welcome to Comedy University

00:38:25 Black Comedy Rooms 101 with Professor Markus

00:41:37 Networking 406 with Professor Phil

00:44:57 The Old Justin is BACK

00:53:41 Bit Pitch

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