PARTY IN DEAN'S BLUE HOLE

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Titty is transiting through Hong Kong airport on her way to California, Georgie is shivering in a cabin in the middle of the Caribbean with aircon she can't switch off, and somehow every road leads back to Dean's Blue Hole. Plus: grey water, black water and the brand-new douche water.

In What Are You Wearing, Georgie has gone green, with a look made entirely from things found around the ship: a chopstick bodice, an origami burger-paper frog and stripper heels with sushi inside. Titty is celebrating Bonfire Night in a spinning Catherine wheel headpiece, fifty treacle bonfire lollies and two buckets of water, safety first.

In Excess Baggage, Georgie declares it the era of the pop girlies (sorry, boys, Troye Sivan excepted). Titty has finally watched Beef, three years after Georgie told her to, and explains why the emergency exit row is never worth the legroom.

Then a podcast first: our very first listener voicemail! Ed from London wants to know how to squeeze the wallet less in the cost-of-living crisis, and drag queens are nothing if not frugal. In Message in a Bottle, Darren from the Isle of Man has catfished his own mum, and his fake boyfriend is turning up at his cousin's wedding this weekend. With his cousin.

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