THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: A 2018 Funny International Women's Day

Manon is back to tell us a story you won’t believe– and it all happened at Erewhon. We’ll also go on a journey through her pregnancy feelings, covering everything from the wild changes to her boobs, to the joys and challenges of birth planning. Plus we’ll confront our biggest problems, come to terms with who our celebrity crushes really are, and announce our upcoming tour!   Finding Laura Clery: Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -00:18 Welcome to the podcast, I’m here with Manon  -00:34 Make sure to like and subscribe to keep us going  -1:00 Celebrities, $8,000 smoothie & our connection to Kristin Wig  -6:57 Cumming in your pants  -11:50 Our celebrity crushes  -13:40 Pregnancy boobs…  -17:50 Plans usually just go out the window  -20:12 Babies in the closet?  -26:26 Confronting our biggest fears vs. avoiding our problems  -31:06 Longer foreplay please  -40:52 Boy or girl….? -44:00 We’re going on tour! Comment where should we stop? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

28 Sep 202349min

You’re not ready for this one.. Ingrid Newkirk, the President and Founder of the controversial organization PETA joins me to share the moment she dedicated her whole life to protecting animals and the unimaginable things she plans to do with her body parts after she dies... We’re thinking for ourselves now and I’ll share how this lifestyle has changed my life.    Finding Laura Clery: Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery   Episode Breakdown:   -00:07 Welcome Ingrid Newkirk, the President and Founder of PETA   -00:55 The controversy around change     -1:30 Can we kill a mosquito…?    -3:28 How Ingrid grew up    -4:20 Everything we didn’t know    -5:10 Breaking federal law for the snails!    -8:35 How do we shift our habits?   -11:17 What changed Laura’s life   -16:13 We address the controversy and rumors    -20:35 What Ingrid wants her body turned into after death    -22:05 The MOST dramatic campaign    -25:16 This show is sponsored by AG1, my amazing green supplement. It’s completely vegan and helps with my gut health! If you order through me at drinkag1.com/idiot you’ll get a year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and five FREE travel packs.    -27:39 The president of France will be receiving Ingrid’s liver after she dies    -31:15 Ingrid’s regrets    -32:00 Love at first fur demonstration    -35:20 How to respond to the haters    -37:00 Why to adopt not shop  -39:31 Read one of Ingrid’s books or visit PETA’s website to learn more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

21 Sep 202342min

All my fears are catching up to me and I need to chill the fuck out. Since this week is really getting to me and I’m so overwhelmed, we’re bringing it back to one of my favorite meditation episodes. For optimal results put this on everyday for 30-days. Who knows, maybe it will change your life.    Finding Laura Clery: Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery   Episode Breakdown:   -00:00 Like/comment and subscribe to the show to keep me going    -00:10 All my fears    -00:25 One of my favorite guided meditations I’ve done    -1:24 10 minute guided meditation inspired by Clare Hudson   -4:30 Our mantra for the day: I am meant to live in peace   -11:12 Our other mantra for the day: Today is a beautiful day of opportunity, I’m exactly where I’m meant to be, and I open myself to the universe and trust in the unfolding of my life. Everything is working out better than I could have ever imagined.      -12:08 5 things you’re grateful for    -13:30 I love you   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

14 Sep 202315min

Do we all have daddy issues? Violet Benson, aka @daddyissues_ is here to make me question everything about my life, explain what new money vs. old money looks like, and share how often she gets played by the 12 year olds on TikTok.    Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery   Episode Breakdown:   -00:22 Boobies    -2:13 Welcome Violet Benson AKA @daddyissues_    -2:34 Make sure to like and subscribe   -5:13 TikTok changed our entire brain    -7:04 Talking about Violet’s MASSIVE stains     -8:35 Highlighting our flaws    -9:38 The origin story of Daddy Issues    -11:17 Our violent thoughts    -14:48 Shower thoughts>>>   -15:40 Why is Violet sober?   -18:40 The “It” girl account    -22:07 How my divorce is going     -24:45 American food…   -26:00 Creative insults    -26:20 AG1 is my favorite supplement, it’s completely vegan and helps with gut health, energy, and my immune system. If you order now at drinkag1.com/idiot you’ll get a year long supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs.     -32:00 What we do to deal with our emotions    -37:23 The latest obsessions    -40:00 Violet’s highschool experience    -45:00 What the dating apps are like    -47:15 Violet’s worst dates ever    -1:00:12 Violet’s hallucinations    -1:04:49 The best piece of life advice  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

7 Sep 20231h 21min

I can’t seem to feel anything these days but I’m trying. Manon is back because I’m emotionally numb and she can’t stop crying. We’ll help each other open up, balance each other out, and share our lazy girl techniques to make sure we can cry and cry and cry without our makeup ending up everywhere.    Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery   Episode Breakdown: -00:11 How to live life and cry more  -00:50 Manon is channeling for Chris  -1:38 Our makeup situation  -3:24 What Manon was like in highschool  -3:40 Make sure to like this video and follow the show  -4:57 Highschool reunion flop  -6:33 Itchy belly = Pregnant Manon  -7:08 Laura is dead inside -7:55 Why does Manon feel this way  -9:10 It’s okay to be sad  -10:45 All stress, no creativity  -12:27 Let go and feel your feelings  -23:55 Why we love vulnerability  -26:00 What are the chances that Stephen scored our favorite movie…crazy  -27:21 Why I’m scared for the future -28:50 I’m sane enough to know my thoughts are insane right now  -30:25 Breathing practices NOW -34:45 Screaming for feminine energy  -37:57 Team avoid pain!! -40:48 Scream break  -45:45 What we learned in school  -47:11 It’s a babymoon -52:33 Manon tests out some new material  -55:38 We all know what this is  -1:00:35 The power of writing  -1:02:40 Our insecurities -1:12:21 Comment below anything you want, and what you’re having for lunch today Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

31 Aug 20231h 14min

I was born chaotic. And since it’s family time, I’m getting crazy with my niece Ava today. We are so similar, she may just grow up to become a comedian like me. How scary!    Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery   Episode Breakdown: -00:00 Family time  -00:31 Welcome Ava to the podcast! -00:44 Make sure to like and follow to keep me going  -2:00 I’m scared -3:56 We got a future comedian on our hands? -5:10 Sibling dynamics  -5:52 AG1 is my amazing green supplement packed with vitamins and minerals. If you order from drinkag1.com/idiot you can get a FREE year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 travel packs.  -7:12 Our scary faces -10:12 The trippiest interview I’ve ever had  -12:00 Joke time  -13:36 I love you all so much and thank you Ava  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

24 Aug 202315min

My Mom is back to call me out on my shit. Plus she will answer all of your burning questions, reveal a secret or two, and share how she really feels about my divorce. Also I’m feeling feisty so get ready for a prank call too…    Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery   Episode Breakdown: -00:00 Wow we’re getting right into this  -00:33 Make sure to like and subscribe now -2:08 What do balls look like?  -3:00 How my mom feels about my fans  -3:45 Burning questions for my Mom  -7:05 My mom gets raw with her emotions  -7:50 Spam risk turned prank call  -10:18 I love the ASPCA and have been donating for years  -11:30 My Mom’s perspective on aging  -14:00 Are we living together now?! -15:15 Deep, dark secrets  -18:07 How to know if he’s the “one”  -20:00 You comin’ through?  -21:00 Who doesn’t love my Mom?? -21:21 Comment your thoughts below Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

17 Aug 202323min

Reverse psychology doesn’t work. At all. Take it from my Mom who had to deal with my Dad and I rebelling against everything she told us to do and not do. She’s back to talk me through my codependency, different parenting techniques, and what drives her absolutely crazy.    Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery   Episode Breakdown: -00:02 Welcome to the podcast, I’m here with my mom. -00:17 Make sure to hit the subscribe button and like this video -1:15 My Dad’s rebellious spirits   -2:51 What drives my mother crazy  -7:42 How do you feel about time-outs?  -10:33 AG1 is my favorite green supplement, visit drinkag1.com/idiot to get a year's supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs.  -11:20 My codependency   -18:27 The exciting benefits of growing old  -19:40 My mom’s anti-bra movement  -23:09 Poppy is my mini me -25:09 My fear of abandonment  -26:21 The power of support groups   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

10 Aug 202330min