THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: New Special Characters + The Kim Kardashian Effect

Laura discusses the release of her new Valentine's Day Workout video, the existence of addiction and...queefs. With a surprise appearance from the Horbaths.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Stinky Oliver...Stinky Stephen -3:07 Memory Foam Pillow Commercial -4:22 Sir Stephen Falls-a-lot -5:57 We fancy in our new house! -8:38 And our veterinarian drives a Ferrari -11:10 Judgy pet parents -12:40 Valentine's Day Workout -12:55 "Sleep in Laura, life is scary!" -15:50 Internet Trolls -22:59 Eve is famous Fast Forward to "behind the scenes" -27:34 Ricky Gervais Story -29:35 Brittany Furlan  -30:39 Laughter IS the best medicine -32:55 We need addicts in the world -35:53 Hans Zimmer, Stephen and high stress -39:25 "I make people laugh" -43:14 Alcoholic Bees -45:56 Helen & Stealing Grannies -49:11 Yoga class with the Horbaths -52:30 Future podcast guests -56:02 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

19 Feb 201859min

Living in L.A can be interesting to say the least... As Laura and Stephen gear up to move into their new home they recall stories of homes past. Crackheads, methheads and metal heads...little people, parties, missing cats, vegan homeless and convict cleaning services...they've had it ALL.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -1:19 Eurpoean Curtains -4:04 "My memory sucks dick" - thanks drugs -6:07 "Wines World" -7:46 Can you be an alcoholic wine taster & stay sober? -8:34 The Brits have better phrases -9:48 Kardashian Drapes -10:38 Laura and Stephen's Sex Tape -11:33 My mom thought I moved here to become a porn star -15:47 The Convict Cleaner Mystery -30:13 The Mayor of Laurel Canyon -31:57 Day 3 Crackheads -33:25 "Give me my cat, man!" -34:41 Nicole Kidman crack calls -36:48 Hollywood Homeless be fancy -44:33 Crazy werk week + MOVING! -45:27 Outro   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12 Feb 201848min

Get a blast from the past of old characters unseen, Helen Horbath and Pamela Pumpkin make their appearance and future-character-play possibilities! Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.30 Video podcast!!! -0.45 Abandoned recording -1.05 "I don't know how to podcast..." -1:40 Naked podcast promo -2:00 F*#k Fear! -2:35 Tony "Horbath" Robbins -3:05 Gigantism  -4:45 Tony says hug your neighbor -5:40 Pamela Pumpkin Saves The World -6:50 Workout With The Lord -8:20 "That sh*t's not my fault" -9:40 Laura had an SNL audition tape -10:00 Character Graveyard -12:30 "I'm just a sweet girl" -13:20 Mr. Asif -14:15 Fear of Funny -14:50 Stephen bangs clowns -15:25 Everybody stalks -16:00 Stephen's 11yr old crush was Ellen Degeneres! -16:45 Block my "wanted" boyfriend -18:55 "Have you seen my cousins mugshots?" -19:30 "Good thing I got arrested as a kid" -20:00 "Lets get me arrested!" (again)  -20:30 Reverse rape funny? -23:10 Uh-oh...video -24:00 Pamela & Roger Healthy Tip -30:35 Fan Questions -32:20 Helen! -34:45 "The dog" (Oliver) -35:05 More Q's -36:10 More Helen! -38:20 What if Pamela & Helen! -40:15 Moving in 2 weeks -41:15 The crazy mansion across the street -43:35 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

5 Feb 201852min

Good doctors, bad doctors, dogs who want to be doctors and horror worthy dentists....and of course, HELEN!!! (Take 2 doses of the VAGANA song and call me in the morning.) Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.50 Entitled Doctors - WTF? -5:35 I like her though! -6:15 "We're all selfish horrible bastards" -7:50 It's Xmas in January -8:25 America has ALL the sleep disorders -10:30 "If I don't post this dick sucking video my fans are gonna be pist"  -11:00 I love my Vagana Vagana Music Video -14:30 Discount Doggie -17:20 Grey's Anatomy Pug -19:45 Help Helen Smash Season 2 -20:05 Helen! -24:00 Midnight Express -24:40 Construction -25:30 Moving is worse than death... -26:20 Q's from fans -27:05 Annnd...we're back! -27:20 Getting braces with all the gross kidos! -30:30 Horror-film worthy dentist -31:45 Saved by the bell "I'm so excited!" -33:00 I have a strong resemblance to Vanessa Williams... -34:36 Then I fell off my bike -35:45 That chick on "The Bachelor"  Bumper Car Tragedy -37:25 "Well she'll never be Miss America..." -39:50 Butt implants -42:45 Normie friends -43:44 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

29 Jan 201846min

Laura discusses the "power of the puss", funny family stories and takes questions from the fans.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.25 Pussy whipped -1:25 Mom must be proud -2:39 Dad's in denial -3:47 Steeeephen! -4:00 Hi Helen... -4:34 Wee in your coffee -5:33 Stephen's parents -6:11 Laura's fam -10:07 My parents are Sandy & Danny From Grease -11:02 Pet crocodile -12:40 Harvest the bees! -14:46 Like a drunk Kramer -15:00 THE CAR! -19:27 OUR brother & sister -20:41 Huge blow-out  -23:26 Do you work out... -26:00 Relapse The Gooden Center- Men's Rehab Treatment Center -33:09 Podcasts are life! -35:00 Fan questions -38:06 The Horbaths -45:35 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

22 Jan 201849min

Laura gets real in this episode with sensitive stories from her past about sexual misconduct and suicide. With a side dish of funny including sick kids, pugs with no jobs and special guest IVY.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.25 Pugs with no jobs -1:19 Kids are disease factories -2.29 Steeephen! -2:48 Ball Bag nuzzle -3:27 Americans? -4:58 Lots to talk about -5:23 Current Events by IVY -8:15 Dick, Dick, Dick!  -9:11 NANCY should be in our singing group! -9:35 Louis C.K "One Mississippi" Tig Nataro on The View -13:06 Sexually traumatizing Lunch -17:03 Another asshole in a limo -17:38 Protect yourself ladies -18:14 Logan Paul & the suicide epidemic -22:40 When I was 12... -27:22 The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255 -28:22 Blind Oliver -28:50 "I hated those carpets!" -29:21 Outro "We love you!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

15 Jan 201832min

This episode is all about goals and inspiration! And just a few fart noises...and Helen.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.48 Inspired! -1:28 Tooting your own horn -2:20 Mouth farts -3:00 Holly's toot it & boot it beliefs -5:45 "Casper the friendly Ghosting" -6:50 Oxytocin sexual -8:24 Artist hustle = new house! -9:14 "Awaken the Giant Within" -10:04 Helen Robbins  -10:38 Goals, goals, goals -12:11 PETA love -17:22 Check, check, check -18:06 Infomercial Robbins -19:12 Pain & Pleasure perspective -20:00 Are vs Our -21:23 Vlog for life -21:56 173 Siblings -23:16 The-smallest-girl-in-the-world sibling -23:31 Adelaine Taylor sibling -23:50 Newscaster sibling  -24:53 Kathleen Tiffin sibling -25:30 Special Problems comedian -26:34 Stephen & Amy Winehouse in Camden -28:13 The Knowledge -29:00 Followers questions -29:36 The Ranch Shop The Ranch Shop -35:21 Snapchat sober -37:04 "Helen you're disgusting..." -39:06 Babies & Busy -40:28 Conception -41:20 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

6 Jan 201844min

Laura and Stephen celebrate 1 million subscribers, new Facebook show pages, and a little guided meditation with special appearances from Helen and Pamela Pumpkin.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.15 One million subscribers and biggest FB Showpage!! -1:10 FB vs. Youtube -2:11 Helen's the real star of the show Help Helen Smash -4:55 Jax Media -5:25 That old school actor life -6:41 My manager lived with his mom -7:41 Till Death -9:50 "There's not enough carts" CBS -10:47 "If it's funny & original that's all that matters" -11:39 No excuses! Because you're gonna die.  -12:47 Our first viral video English vs American -13:29 "Some of your videos I hate" -14:59 Laura's favorite early insta videos + Russel Simmons -20:04 All by myself -21:26 Exciting busy times! -21:50 Thank God for sobriety -24:02 Stay grateful -24:35 "How can I make millions of people laugh around the world"  -25:27 Pamela Pumkin's guided meditation -32:48 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

6 Jan 201836min