Help I’m Non-Mahogany

Jordan gets obsessed with a new TikTok trend, there’s a lot of mispronounced words, a very casual mention of Christmas party fingering, and plenty of your listener correspondence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

16 Dec 202215min

In this week's episode, William and Jordan are in the mood for settling some age-old debates. Should restaurants always provide a fork and a spoon with dessert? Should you ever speak to your mother again when she lies about you having nits? And of course, should you ever reveal to your father that you found his collection of well-used thongs? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Dec 202241min

William and Jordan catch up on your correspondence hearing tales of a kooky nan, queries about how good Jordan is at swallowing, and an honest confession from a G&Diva about PB’s ‘boring’ voice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

9 Dec 202218min

There’s trouble on the horizon at Sexted Towers as PB’s been caught with his trousers down, William’s been getting emotional about the impending climax of Mary Poppins, and Jordan has been trying out singing in German. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6 Dec 202242min

As well as catching up with your correspondence, William and Jordan discuss the King's favourite drink, how they started singing 'Cha-Cha-Cha' at the end of every jingle, and Jordan goes full Oliver Twist in a Hillbilly sing along. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2 Dec 202219min

William is starting to run out of things to talk about with his friends and family IRL due to them all listening to the podcast and Jordans got some top tips for washing your dirty underwear in a hotel bathroom. Plus there’s a new toasting protocol which will be of interest to all G&Diva’s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

29 Nov 202242min

Things are getting flirty in the studio as Jordan tries his best chat up lines on William, Jordan starts to worry he’s picked up nits after a trip back home, and a G&Diva is in dire need of some advice involving crabs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Nov 202218min

This week, Jordan gets asked if he would ever sell his used socks online (merch anyone?), William has his own tale of woe recalling the time he set his flat on fire, and the boys take a look through the masses of handwritten letters piling up on William's desk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Nov 202240min