MBMBaM 693: Run, Don't Wonk

This episode is absolutely not sponsored by Alpha Legends 16: Fingers of the Resistence, the best mobile game about backpack management and customization. But if you use the special code TravIspoWeRninety-nine, you're guaranteed to get Jansport or better. That is, if you're good at games. You have to be good in order to spin good.Suggested talking points: Don't Tell the FCC About Podcasts, Butter Slaps, Heard, Chef, 'Speriment School, Be Careful with Genies, One Degree from BeansBrady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/

15 Maj 202356min

You know, when we first made this deal with the djinn where we have to talk about Star Wars every May 4th in exchange for eternal life, it sounded like a great deal. But as time passes steadily into a future where the stars no longer exist, we find ourselves longing to talk about things like money candles, different Shreks, and stadium hamburgers.Suggested talking points: The Big Bazinga, Fump Kumpton, Beer Time-Out, Masterclass Perv, Is it Anointed?, Don’t Lick a ShrekBrady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/

8 Maj 20231h 1min

We’re on the road, so we’re bringing y’all a throwback best-of clip show, including the historic first ever Haunted Doll Watch.  Suggested talking points: Teen Google, Beef Nuggets, Caterpillar Mysteries, Stroking to Death, Salmon Burgers, Spanky Gazpacho, Babypizza  Brady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/

1 Maj 20231h 7min

Live from AUSTIN, at the Moontower Comedy Festival, the boys are back on the country roads with advice for Texas about sexy legos, Twisted Gen Z fast food, and bread that is so flat that it's TOO flat. Why is it so flat??Suggested talking points: Another Boy Space, That Good John Tesh History, Frasier Frasier, Joseph Gordon Levitating, Pretzables, No Longer Serving in the War on CreepersTransgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

24 Apr 20231h 14min

Have we got a deal for you! Pick a very high value coin – like the PR 70 Deep Cameo PCGS Quarter. Yeah, the one that's worth $17,250. You can have it! The only thing is that you have to . . . you have to eat the quarters.Suggested talking points: Heaven Gets Screeners, Occam's Candybar, KangarooGirl@example.com, Bat Bones, Poo-doku, Hungry for ChangeTransgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

17 Apr 202359min

Strap in, y’all, we’re getting intellectual in this one. We read about De Broglie wavelengths and we tried to use ‘em to let us enjoy a special frozen drink while watching the new Grease TV show, but that got too complicated. So instead we traveled to an alternate universe and set ourselves up for a PERFECT callback. Suggested talking points: Big City Foley, Every Day’s a Day, Personal Pan Nobel Pizza Prize, Thanksgiving Wedding, Grease is the DrinkTransgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

10 Apr 202353min

It seems like the Tetris movie is getting critical acclaim, but it’s definitely not the adaption we were expecting so, hear us out: We’re pitching our own twisted version. The pieces live in The Puzzle, which is like The City, and the shapes are the characters. Timothy Olyphant as the line! Bono as Right-Facing L! Glen Close as a T? Or maybe Left-Facing S? Suggested talking points: Terrible Spaghetti Power, The Subway is a Runway, Powerful Mic Arms, Moon Over Travis, April Fools Creep, Sloppy ChickenTransgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

3 Apr 202358min

We’re showing off our serious character-voice chops in this episode: Clipping Yoda, the mashmallow-hungry puppet we all know and love; a creepy spirit; gum spokespeople; and a young candymaker. We promise Clipping Yoda is a sometimes-food. Suggested talking points: My Heart is Jokes, Subsession, Cool Dude Illuminati, Baby Boppy, Light a Cat Ball, Want that Sky Ale, Quarter FlounderEquality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

27 Mars 20231h 9min