Get Off My Lawn Podcast #40 | Marriage is Easy

After 15 years of vegetarianism, I've begun exclusively eating animals because I've realized animals are complete losers. They are just evolutionary tangents that were meant to be human but took a wrong turn somewhere a few million years ago and ended up stuck with no arms and a hammerhead. Might as well eat them. They're just fancy plants AKA "flants."

2 Okt 201848min

This episode is dedicated to the INSANE charges against Tommy Robinson and the throngs of supporters who showed up to his trial on Thursday. The media class in Britain turns a blind eye to pedophile gangs and focusses all their attention on obfuscating Tommy's message. I have no idea why. I think it's because they hate the working class. The result is one man, alone, fighting on behalf of Britain's children. For more, check out the CRTV Tonight ep dedicated to this trip at CRTV.com.

29 Sep 20181h 3min

Antifa released my cell phone number to the world and I went through 24 hours of abusive texts, phone calls, and voice mails. Then, the story went mainstream and everyone heard about it. What followed was 24 hours of fans saying, "Vice sucks now" and "Keep fighting the good fight." I kind of prefer the haters because I got a good hard look at the sociofascists on the Alt-Left. Turns out they don't really believe what they say and ultimately just want $1,000 to get their car fixed. Sad.

25 Sep 201847min

I pulled out an oldie but goodie from the fist fight archives in a futile attempt to try and thwart the pussification of today's youth. Getting stabbed and or shot is not good but what's the matter with a brief altercation outside of a bar? At the very least it makes for a good story - and good stories are what podcasts are all about.

21 Sep 201858min

"Y'all are brutalzing me" exclaimed Ronnie Dobbs and I know how he feels. This conspiracy theory-laden ep has me ranting like Alex Jones about the "sociiofascists" on the "alt-left" who push #Fakenews about me being a Nazi who helped organize Charlottesville. The real point of this ep is to show the gray area between "Globalist billionaires are sabotaging my life" and "Some leftist political groups engage in harassment."

18 Sep 201847min

After discussing the bizarre phobia W.A.S.P.s have with the common wasp, I get into this culture of fear we live in where men are so scared someone will see their penis, they urinate in the bathroom stall. I don't know if this kind of stuff angers you but it drives me crazy. I don't know why I care so much about how other people behave but everything from flip-flops to people who pick their nose drives me up the wall. Then, we get into America's obsession with race and how that subject dominates the national conversation while the opioid epidemic and child molesters are totally ignored.

13 Sep 201849min

I know it's September 11th but instead of talking about the most effective blow against the West in the history of warfare, I'd rather talk about Westfest where Proud Boys from all over the world go to Vegas to get wasted and fight. It was real fun but I drank so much I am doing this podcast with a hangover that could easily be in the Guinness Book of World Records.

11 Sep 201840min

Insipired by a video Stossel did called "How Government Caused the Boy Crisis" I take a look at the different roles moms and dads have in a marriage. I do all the driving. She does all the cooking. I handle the outside of the house. She handles the inside. I tell the kids not to shit their pants. She consoles them if they do. It works.

7 Sep 201846min