Get Off My Lawn #55 | Everyone's almost died right?

Although this episode is primarily focussed on comedy and the First Amendment, we get political and examine the difference between how censorship affects the right and the left. I believe non-liberals get it far worse, especially the moderate New Right because we're appealing to young people and therefore considered a more dangerous threat than the Far Right.

6 Apr 201842min

This one's all about the early aughts in New York City and hanging out at gay bars with my friend Trevor. You'd be surprised how easy it is to meet chicks in that environment but New York is still a violent place and fist fights are just a normal part of going out.

3 Apr 201846min

Wherein I focus exclusively on all the hustles, scams, and cheats I have perpetuated over the years. We accompany each tale with a morality rating and I usually come out looking pretty bad.

30 Mars 201841min

I go over half a dozen fights I had as a young man and use them to prove that violence is just. Being bullied as just as important as bullying because they teach you the inevitable truth that we live in a kill or be killed society. This helps you in business and just about every other interaction you have. You're not a man until you've had the crap beaten out of you, beaten the crap out of someone, had your heart broken, and broken a heart. This ep focusses on the first two.

27 Mars 201857min

I start out getting to some unturned stones from the previous heroin episode and then focus on the gays. We talk about the myth of trans, the lack of homosexuals in the suburbs, and the absurd notion that people in big cities are homophobic. I also wonder aloud if gay suicide is some kind of subconscious recognition they're weird. They're not evil or an abomination or anything Fred Phelps-y but like a vegetarian lion or an albino, they are unusual and that's got to chip away at you over time.

23 Mars 201850min

On today's heroin special we look back at all my friends who OD'd and how that relates to the modern opioid epidemic. Turns out heroin ain't all it's cracked up to be.

20 Mars 201849min

In this issue I try to sell you on the idea of having children because I use to be like you and my only regret is that I waited so long to have a family. Within this pitch, I also get into marriage tips like, "It's OK to have a bad year" and parenting tips such as, "You can be friends with them when they're young or friends with them when you're old. You can't have both."

16 Mars 201856min

Wherein the host, me, argues that we used to be much less humorless 20-30 years ago. Xenophobia was considered amusing and it was simply a given that the West is the best. To prove this, I go over some examples of anti-PC comedy from the 70s (PJ O'Rourke's National Lampoon essay "Foreigners Around the World") and use it to not only prove that xenophobia can be amusing but also that the West is inarguably superior to everywhere else in the world.

13 Mars 20181h 32min