Get Off My Lawn Podcast #64 | I had farts last night that could have ended my marriage

Being funny is a delicate art form. One stutter or misplaced word and the joke is lost. I's like a Fabregé Egg. The Thought Police are trying to tell us how we can joke around with each other and their rules are cracking our eggs. This podcast attempts to tape up these cracks by giving you a basic funny kit you can use with family, friends, and the people who serve you booze.

24 Nov 20171h 8min

Gavin talks about why fame is really overrated. He tells a story about Justin Theroux's experience with paparazzi on his motorbike. After that he talks about a recent story from the New York Post about him and his former company. The podcast then turns into an autobiography about his life after leaving his former company in 2008.

17 Nov 20171h 11min

If you were to write a book on How to Ruin America it would read like a playbook for the left. They trivialize math so they can spout platitudes with no real data to back it up. They tell women to give up on being a mom and they tell men their masculinity is "toxic." The scoff at the American family while i importing millions of other families to replace them. They disrespect Christianity and Judaism while treating Islam like it created the Western world. Then, just as the West is being stripped of all its history and self-worth, they drown their citizens in a mountain of debt so they are permanently chained to the state. The best way to fight back against these saboteurs is to ignore their rhetoric and just be normal. Get a job. Start a family. Live within your means. And be free.

10 Nov 20171h 39min

Let's meet Gavin's dad, Jimmy McInnes who stopped in on his way to Florida to tell us all about life in the slums of Glasgow. He busted out of that hellhole and moved to England where he made Gavin and then brought the whole family to Canada. Jimmy's life provides a good backbone to measure the ways the West has changed over the past 70 years.

3 Nov 20171h 10min

Gavin goes in depth into all the recent sexual harassment cases. He talks about an experience where he could have been seen as a victim of rape. Much of the podcast was about how some people end up trivializing the experiences of women who were victims of rape.

27 Okt 20171h 20min

Today we introduce several controversial ideas including the notion that you really don't enjoy frozen french fries but you eat them out of habit. We examine the difference between the left's enforcement of their own dogma and the right's ability to simply hope people adhere to decency. And finally, what about Trump making a special day for each color like, "National Blue Day" where everyone wears blue to work. It would be stupid and fun which is what the West is all about.

20 Okt 20171h 9min