S5E75 - WE KNOW WHAT A JELLYBEAN IS (FREE PART)

Ryan Katsu Rivera and I just got back from skiing with the family in Okemo. No. that’s not a hospital for Irish cancer patients. It’s a ski hill that’s one of the best family-friendly ski resorts in the North East. Why don’t we revere that more? Why don’t we think of the risks and hard work businessmen put in to a project when we go to a ski hill or a water park or even a building? I think our apathy towards entrepreneurs comes from a general malaise towards men’s accomplishments in general. In an effort to appease feminists we have castrated men and made them into pussies.    PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

7 Jan 201953min

What do they even mean? You don’t allow Klansmen in your home? Yeah, I thought that was a given. You hate racism? So does 99.99999999% of the population. Why not put a “Rape has no home here” sign on your lawn while you’re at it. This sign does not mean what it says. It either means, “I’m a retard who makes redundant points” or “I believe that president Trump is racist and all his supporters are bigoted anti-Semites who hate blacks and gays and think women should be second class citizens.” You’d think someone that obsessed with justice would be at least a tiny bit concerned about radical Islam but they’re not. There’s even Arabic on the sign! “Hate has no home here” signs are a fuck you to half the country. It’s this kind of cunty behavior that is going to get Trump re-elected. Way to go, assholes.

4 Jan 20191h 3min

In this celebrity-packed episode we hang out with at least 16 famous people Ryan Katsu Rivera can do with his mouth. We also get in to the nature of impressions and if it’s even possible to learn how to do them. This episode includes Bill Schulz, Ezra Levant, Sway, Bill Burr, Artie Lange, Tommy Lee Jones, Robert Downey Jr, Sam Elliot, Christopher Walken, Jim Gaffigan, and of course Tony Soprano.

6 Dec 201853min

In this in depth discussion on homosexuality we get deep inside what it’s like to be gay. It’s all conjecture but we determine that the worst part is 14-18 if you live in an anti-gay environment but after moving to the big city it must be awesome. Unfortunately, it can’t be too wonderful once you get super old and nobody wants you. That makes us feel bad.

5 Dec 201851min

After being permanently banned from Twitter (and Facebook and Instagram and everything else) I’ve noticed my IQ went up and my stress level has gone way down. Something about checking in on celebrities, feminists, and politically correct comedians several times a day really chips away at your soul. Kicking out conservatives like Milo, Loomer, Owen Benjamin, Alex Jones etc. has only made the bubble worse. See ya!  With my new super brain, we check in on academia and discover it’s way worse than we thought and nothing they say makes any sense at all. Sending your kids to college has officially become child abuse.  Copyright CRTV. All rights reserved.

30 Nov 201850min

I have a love hate relationship with Lena Dunham. I obviously hate her politics but she’s made some cool art over the years and the way her fellow feminists have treated her is downright disturbing. The only reason I can see for all this vitriol is jealousy. I think a lot of underachieving females see what she’s done and they resent her for it because it makes them feel bad. I just made that up right now and don’t even mention it in this podcast. Still, it’s a pretty good theory. Like I’ve always said, the less you achieve, the more you trivialize other’s accomplishments. Copyright CRTV. All rights reserved.

28 Nov 201848min

After catching up on some fake news about the FBI and “white nationalism,” we get into Jamaican culture and the INSANE story behind dancehall star Buju Banton prison sentence. The singer is just getting out now after five years for telling someone he dealt cocaine. He never dealt cocaine. He just said he did and that’ll land you in prison for five years. Nice free speech, America! Copyright CRTV. All rights reserved.

19 Nov 201822min

You need a hipster, a hacker, and a hustler to get rich. You don’t need a “hound.” You don’t need some busybody on social media spreading irrelevant information. You don’t need a publicist. You don’t need some “badass” feminists who are going to get you sued for making a rude comment. All a start-up needs to get rich is a fanboy, a geek, and a sales guy.

7 Nov 201856min