The Best of Both Worlds w/ Ian Fidance | Your Mom's House Ep. 757

If you want to go on a date with a nice lady follow the lead of this episodes opening clip - offer a lady money to have a family with you.  Plus, the golden duo of comedy joins us in studio. The Sklar bros also known as the Brothers Sklar put it down. Hilarious guys who are doing a LOT is all you need to know. They are also here to talk about their new documentary, Poop Talk, which as you can imagine, is right up our lane. Did the bros involve Tom and Tina in their new doc? You'll just have to listen.  And we ask all kinds of twin questions and these guys are here for it. Lots and lots of laughs with two great comics.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Mars 20182h 1min

Get your power tools and sex toys ready for a fun, informative episode! The Jeans are high and tight with this one. We examine DPC's and what REALLY counts. Christina has a recent one that she shares. Do you think it should be verified? Tommy has high standards for Starbucks. Just like his dad does for McDonald's. Is he turning into Top Dog?  Plus Blueban labels a file that makes the mommies laugh so hard we almost had to stop recording.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Mars 20181h 18min

J-J-J-Jean Unit! We found some adult stars who share some pretty gnarly stories about working in their industry and shooting their "Scenes."  PLUS Tommy gives us the scoop on his "Scenes." Will he shoot DP's? Boy/girl? Boy/Boy/Girl? We get into all the details of his dream coming true.  AND we go further into Love After LockUp. One of the greatest terrible shows of all time.  AND just when we thought a listener prank call couldn't be topped, a new Gold Standard is set in this episode. It's totally AMAZE.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Mars 20181h 20min

This week Jean and Jean get together to Meow Down. Here's a cool thing we explore today: God + Swinging. It's pretty neat if you're willing to listen while a stranger has sex with you and your spouse. Just try it. Come on! Plus, we're ALL IN on Love after Lock Up and you should be to. You should also reach out to a felon right now (for a relationship!).  AND, one of your made an amazing call posing as Peyton Lafferty.  This episode is AMAZE!   Please support today's sponsors:  ForHim.com/house Stamps.com Code Word: MOM Brooklinen.com Code Word: MOM   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Feb 20181h 19min

He's tall, he's (very) young (looking) and he's coming for that title. Johnny Pemberton is in studio and you will find it SO amaze how well he can do and decipher accents.  Semen. We know it's great for your skin. Is it also super nutritious? Try it out! AND we may have found a new Burp Champ. Turn the volume WAY UP!   Show support by visiting our sponsors:  ZipRecruiter.com/house SaatvaMattress.com SquareSpace.com CODE: MOM RXBAR.com/momshouse CODE: MOMSHOUSE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Feb 20181h 46min

It's just Jean and Jean on this one. Your mother and I hang out and have the fun we always have when you're not around. Put your triple D swingers in a supportive bra, pull you jeans up and enjoy.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Feb 20181h 17min

The man, the myth, the Maron. One of our all time faves is finally in the building. If you know and love podcasting, especially the kind involving comedians, you know Marc Maron. His wildly successful podcast WTF inspired a television series and hundreds of copycats to do what he has mastered.  He's funny, insightful, charming - look, we love him. So many laughs in this one with Would You Rather's, Fart Logic and so much more.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Feb 20181h 54min

Oh my goodness, Jean. We don't really think this episode needs a description. The great Bill Burr joins us and Hen has some amazing, hilarious thoughts, just like you thought he would.  We discuss who is a bigger psycho, Billy or Tommy.  PLUS, will Bill stop gender identifying his child? We hope so.  AND, will Bill laugh at a man getting crushed by a car? We have the footage.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31 Jan 20182h 3min