r/AITA Pregnancy Turned My Wife into a Psychotic Liar

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has an obnoxious who likes to control people just because he can control people. He rides OP about the office dress code, so OP is happy to maliciously comply by exploiting a loophole in the company dress code that allows him to proudly display his thick chest hair. Careful what you wish for, boss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Okt 202113min

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP takes her one-year-old child to work for a "take your kid to work" day. Her pregnant coworker also shows up. OP's child, being a young kid, looks up the pregnant coworker's dress. The coworker absolutely loses her mind and says that OP's literal baby was mean to  her, and that this is how predators are made. Lady, WHAT? He's literally 1-and-a-half years old. He's not attacking you, he's just a curious kid. Are you actually that insane? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Okt 202119min

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works as a security guard at a large facility. He notices a Karen park her car in a reserved space, and then sneak in through a back door without paying for her ticket! OP doesn't really care about the stolen ticket, but he approaches her to get her to move her car. She assumes that he's there about the stolen ticket, so she quickly shuts OP down. OP just shrugs, walks off, and tows the Karen's car! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Okt 202119min

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP gets a disgusting offer from a firefighter. OP's a woman, and the guy claims that he can help her get a firefighter job if she sleeps with him. He writes this long, gross, multi-page text with all the reasons why she should become his friends with benefits, and how he's a "really nice guy" who's also "amazing in bed." Dude, if you're really such a catch, why do you have to blackmail girls into being with you? 🙄 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Okt 202117min

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP tells a story from when she was a young girl suffering from a very dangerous type of cancer. She got offered a wish by the Make-a-Wish foundation. She really wanted to go meet her favorite band, but her toxic mother forced her to take the entire family to a tropical vacation instead. OP gave in because she was just a child who wanted to make her mother happy, even though she really wanted to see that band. Wow, imagine stealing a dying child's last wish 🤡🤡🤡 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Okt 202120min

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP's bosses try to save some money by forcing all of the employees into doing illegal maintenance around the store. OP refuses to do these highly dangerous tasks, so of course his boss tries to fire him. OP retaliates by reporting the company to government agencies, which immediately shut the company down for dangerous work practices. The freaking CEO of the company comes to fire OP's boss, and beg OP not to press charges! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Okt 202115min

r/TIFU In today's episode, OP was taking a shower and chose not to wrap a towel around his waste when he was finished. This turned out to be a terrible mistake, because his wife's new kitten is very curious and playful. So when the kitten so a new *dangly toy* attached to OP's waist, the cat pounced! OP felt SEARING PAIN as the kitten attacked a certain body that should definitely never be attacked by kittens. Ouch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Okt 202119min

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's roommate sneaks into his room and steals a special dish that his girlfriend cooked for him. The dish contains nuts, which OP's roommate is extremely allergic to. When she eats the dish, she has a reaction and has to use an epipen. The roommate flips out on OP and demands that OP pays for her epipen because OP is "responsible" for the dish with nuts. But lady... YOU STOLE THE DISH! That makes you a thief, so why should OP pay you anything? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Okt 202118min