r/Maliciouscompliance Teacher: Prove You're Sick! Student: 🤮🤮🤮
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has a toxic math teacher who absolutely hates his guts for no reason. So when OP is feeling sick one day during a test, his math teacher assumes that he's faking it and tells him to prove that he' ssick. OP happily obliges, even though he couldn't stop himself even if he wanted to. He barfs all over the classroom floor. This insane teacher then tries to get OP in trouble by claiming that he did it on purpose just to make a scene in class. WTF? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1 Okt 202117min
r/Maliciouscompliance Pay Me Less? Guess I'll Work Less 🤷
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP overperforms at his new job because he's chasing a promotion! During his first yearly review, his boss tells him that they don't give out big promotions for people in their first year, so OP doesn't get a promotion. OP decides that if they're going to pay him a minimum wage salary, then he's going to deliver minimum wage work! He stops doing all of his boss's work, and his boss's life immediately becomes miserable. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30 Sep 202116min
r/Choosingbeggars Now Hiring Full-Time Sex Slave - NO PAY!
r/Choosingbeggars I've just found an incredible job opportunity! This person wants a full-time love slave to clean their house, do their dishes, and drive them around town for free! However, there will be no hanky-panky of ANY kind. So basically this person just wants a full-time live-in slave who does all of their chores for free. Why on earth would anybody sign up for that? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29 Sep 202116min
r/Entitledparents She KIDNAPPED My Newborn Baby!
r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has an incredibly toxic mother-in-law who tries to insert herself in OP's life at every opportunity. She somehow gets it in her head that OP cheated on her husband, and the baby is a bastard child! One day when OP falls asleep, the mother-in-law kidnaps the baby and sneaks off to a hospital to get a paternity test. The hospital staff panics and gets ready to call the cops because the baby doesn't belong to the mother-in-law. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28 Sep 202115min
r/Prorevenge He Cheated on Me, So I Destroyed His Life!
r/Prorevenge OP is dating a guy who has very fishy behavior. He keeps driving over state lines to buy marijuana so he can drive back into his state and sell it illegally. On one such trip, OP notices that one of her boyfriend's female friends is posting pictures of her snuggled up to her man. She puts the pieces together and discovers that he is a felon with several baby-mamas! In her quest for revenge, OP reports all of her former boyfriend's illegal activities to the government to ensure that his life will be completely destroyed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27 Sep 202119min
r/AmITheA**hole My Dad Abandoned Me at Age 10, Now He Wants my House!
r/AmITheA**hole When OP was 10 years old, she came home from school one day to discover that her father had completely abandoned her. He just left! No note, no goodbye, nothing! Luckily, OP's grandmother was able to take care of OP from then on. Many years later, OP inherited her grandmother's house when her grandma passed away. OP's dad showed up for the first time in over a decade to harass OP and demand that she hand over the house. He says that she should be a good daughter 🙄 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26 Sep 202118min
r/AmITheA**hole for Telling My Husband's Family that He's a Swinger?
r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP and her husband engage in an alternative relationship lifestyle. Her husband encourages OP to make a profile on a specialty dating website, but someone from his family finds the profile. All of OP's in-laws confront OP, calling her a cheater for making a profile on this website. OP defends herself by revealing all of her husband's dirty secrets. Is OP the butthole here for telling her husband's family what they do in private? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25 Sep 202119min
r/Maliciouscompliance A Grocery Store Karen Got EXACTLY What She Asked For!
r/Maliciouscompliance Ever stand behind a Karen at a grocery store? They're always in such a hurry because their life is just SO important! This Karen gets pissy that the grocery store clerk isn't following all of the rules, even though this particular rule is a huge waste off time. The clerk happily complies with Karen and wastes the Karen's time by giving her exactly what she asked for! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24 Sep 202117min
