The Pompeos are in a little bit of trouble for having someone shop for Paper Towels. Luckily they couldn't find any.
ASMR Guru, ASMR 424 put you to sleep as he puts Jivanka to sleep, with news of the day.
14 Sep 202014min
Well last night things were awkward at Jivanka's after the whole Alice In Wonderland mess
ASMR Guru, ASMR 424 puts you to sleep as he puts Jivanka to sleep with discussions of what's happening in the world. Today we discuss fallout from some of the revelations (allegations) in Woodward's ...
11 Sep 202012min
Vaccination agains Charli D'Amelio and the Hype House
Jivanka's ASMR Guru, ASMR 424, will put you to sleep as he puts Jivanka to sleep, as he inoculates you against Chinese Antifa influencers Charli D'Amelio and the Hype House.
9 Sep 202011min
Antifa chases Pepe the Frog out of the Refurbished (again) Rose Garden
Jivanka's ASMR Guru will put you into the deepest, bestest night sleep of your life while expounding on the rebranding of Pepe the Frog and the Rose Garden.
8 Sep 202011min
The Atlantic claims that Trump called Djokovic a Sucker and Loser
Jivanka's ASMR Guru, ASMR 424 puts you to bed covering the news of they day. Today's it's the fake news surrounding our great President and the President of tennis too.
7 Sep 202014min
2 Hair Scandals: Antifa Queen Pelosi versus Donny Jonny, Only BTS can decide
Jivanka's ASMR Guru puts you to sleep while discussing the biggest stories of the week as you can tell by the title of the episode. And of course the daily poem.
4 Sep 202014min
Antifa starts World War Z Plane Attacks with Soup and Potato guns
It's all going down. The Antifa shadow king and his disciple Sleepy Antifa Joe are using their secret weapons to bring a scorched earth policy to this great land. Don't let them. Vote 2x. (If Repu...
3 Sep 202013min
Sleepy Antifa Joe touched Jerry Falwell Jr. with birdbath water
Jivanka's ASMR Guru puts you to sleep with a tale as old as time. Trump brings peace to Wisconsin while Sleepy Antifa Joe sows chaos wherever he goes.
2 Sep 202013min
