S14 Ep731: Major League

In this week's episode, the gang goes a few leagues under the sea with Sam Jackson and Tom Jane in the 1999 sharksploitation flick, Deep Blue Sea! How did this movie get away with ripping off Jurassic Park so bad? Why was that huge window a window and not a viewfinder? And how is Saffron Burrows letting so many people go party on the eve of their experiment? Plus: The Tea Party has a time tunnel we might be able to use. Deep Blue Sea stars Saffron Burrows, Samuel L. Jackson, Thomas Jane, Michael Rapaport, Stellan Skarsgard and LL Cool J; directed by Renny Harlin. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

12 Nov 20131h 27min

In this week's episode, the gang kicks off November's "Stay Tuned" month with 1992's witty send up of television culture, the aptly titled, Stay Tuned! How does John Ritter not immediately know that Jeffrey Jones is working for the Devil? Who thought these show parodies were funny? And why does the Lord of Darkness need a television network? Plus: Don Pardo and Robert Stack impressions abound! Stay Tuned stars John Ritter, Pam Dawber, Jeffrey Jones and Eugene Levy; directed by Peter Hyams. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

5 Nov 20131h 25min

One last scary treat for this year's Spooktacular because we're always so sad to see it go! Recorded live (poorly) at the People's Improv Theater in New York City, the gang lays out their issues with Wes Craven's third, and worst, entry into his serial killer franchise, Scream 3! Whose idea was it for all the cameos? That mom was clearly making porn, right? And just who was asking for that Jamie Kennedy video? Scream 3 stars Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, Scott Foley, Lance Henriksen, Parker Posey, David Arquette and Patrick Dempsey; directed by Wes Craven; with cameos by Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Wes Craven and Roger Corman. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

1 Nov 201357min

In this week's episode, the gang wraps up their 2013 Halloween Spooktacular with the insanely stupid, live action ghost romp, Casper! How can this movie have so little rules set up for the ghosts? Was there ever a more annoying trio than these three obnoxious uncles? And how many of you were watching Hard Copy in the mid-90s? PLUS: Heckling Dan Aykroyd at a liquor warehouse. Casper stars Bill Pullman, Christina Ricci, Cathy Moriarty and Malachi Pearson; directed by Brad Silberling. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

29 Okt 20131h 26min

In this week's episode, the gang heads back to one of the greatest places in human civilization, the mall in the 1980s, with the killer robot flick, Chopping Mall! Why would a mall spend this much money on a security system? Are folks really okay with that kind of furniture store party? And are there various tiers of janitors? Plus: Never put out your robotic college roommate. Chopping Mall stars Kelli Maroney, Tony O'Dell, Russell Todd and Barbara Crampton; directed by Jim Wynorski. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

21 Okt 20131h 13min

In this week's episode, the gang goes back to the Stephen King well with the horror-less horror anthology, Cat's Eye! Where is Alan King getting the funding for this enterprise? Why is the cat seeing Drew Barrymore's ghost everywhere? And who on Earth needed that troll running around? Plus: Louie Anderson eats cat hot dogs. Cat's Eye stars James Woods, Alan King, Robert Hays and Drew Barrymore; directed by Lewis Teague. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

15 Okt 20131h 26min

In this week's Spooktacular episode, the gang shakes hands with Jeff Fahey and his new arm in 1991's body horror thriller, Body Parts! How in the world does Jeff Fahey survive that car accident? How is Kim Delaney not suspicious of the phrase "arm transplant"? And is Brad Dourif really making a quarter-mil on those crappy paintings? Plus: The Jigsaw Killer, an O.G. feminist. Body Parts stars Jeff Fahey, Kim Delaney, Brad Dourif, Lindsay Duncan and Zakes Mokae; directed by Eric Red. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

8 Okt 20131h 30min

In this week's episode, the gang kicks off their annual Halloween Spooktacular with a look back at the wretched meta-horror sequel, New Nightmare! Was Wes Craven dodging the spooky Tax Man with this flick? How creepy did that kid actor turn out? And is Heather Langenkamp really that close with the legendary John Saxon? Plus: "Timid Wes Craven" tries to call Johnny Depp. New Nightmare stars Heather Langenkamp, Miko Hughes, Robert Englund, John Saxon and Wes Craven; directed by Wes Craven. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

1 Okt 20131h 22min