Episode 340: The Ultimate Calming Egg

We've got a birthday boy!!! That's right, Mike is turning a different age, and we are here for it. On this week's YKS, the Krassenstein bros go stereo mode, we sip some tea and some backup tea, and the institution of the news tries to elbow in to our territory. What da hell...Music for YKS premium is courtesy of Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and our friend Mark Brendle.For more of intern Tyler's misadventures, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. With every Netflix price increase, the entire YKS backlog becomes an even better deal. This week on YKS Premium: Sean Clements of Hollywood Handbook calls in from his backyard to talk NBA GMs and help us workshop some jokes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

15 Jan 20191h 39min

Buckle up for this one, gang, because it's time to yiff Lou Dobbs. On today's show, Mike and JF are talkin' night stalkin', pissing on your own self, and ripping off Salt Bae. So let's just get your John Hancock on this and you'll be outta here in no time!Hey! Check out the boys' interview with screenwriter Evan Susser later this week at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks for a very special edition of Real or Fake: Hollywood. Music for YKS is courtesy of Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and our friend Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

8 Jan 20191h 14min

Well, Christmas is coming up, and the boys are excited. Tune into this one to find out who's on our Mount Raymores and the REAL Raisin for the Saison as Santa and Jesus vie for Christmas supremacy for the 2000th (?) year in a row.If you heard yesterday's UNLOCKED PREMIUM episode with Jack Allison and liked what you heard, then check it out. There's even more of that stuff at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. If you heard it and did not like it, then you were just triggered and need a safe space.Music for YKS is courtesy of Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and our friend Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 Jan 20191h 27min

Like Jesus moving the big rock out of the cave (?), the YKS boys have temporarily and heroically rolled away the paywall. And so, we now present free of charge to content scrooges and New Year's revelers alike this classic episode of YKS Premium featuring the host of Twitch's hit morning show JackAM and tireless internet imp, Jack Allison. Originally posted November 29th, 2018. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

31 Dec 20181h 25min

Now this is neat...it's an episode of YKS with Michael Hale and Jesse Farrar. Music for YKS is courtesy of Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and our good friend Mark Brendle.For more affection from Hugbot, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. On this week's episode of YKS Premium, we've got Vietnamese snacks, Cleveland in a Box, and of course, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

18 Dec 20181h 31min

This episode is so good, it's hard to even put it into words. And I know a lot of words, from having seen them other places + memorized them to use later on, so I'm not just some dumb guy what got hold of a computer. On this record-breaking 78th episode of YKS, the boys are explaining, in great detail, the two types of electricity, the functional dignity of lizard diapers, and the necessity of worshiping Jimmy Kimmel. So slap those cans on and get to laughin'!For more half-angry diatribes on behalf of people who we think once knew the guy who invented the humblebrag, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. On this week's YKS Premium, Mike and JF play test Kickstarter's runaway smash hit card game "Watch Ya Mouth". It's bad.Music for YKS is courtesy of LydiaBurrell, Craig Dickman, and the lettered Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

5 Dec 20181h 33min

Hey what if dogs could use the computer, and go online, and be sad like everyone else? What if you could power your phone by just asking someone nearby to send you some battery? What if you could hear from God all day long by simply looking at your phone while you're trying to do some fucking work for once? That, two horrible card games, and much more on this week's episode of YKS. For more yuk yuks and crack 'em ups, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where we post another hour a week of classic YKS hijinks. This week we talk to comedy writer and host Jack Allison about kicking ass and taking names online. YKS Premium posts every Thursday right after I feed my dogs lunch. Music for YKS is courtesy of @LydiaBurrell, Craig Dickman, and our friend Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

27 Nov 20181h 27min

In what can only be described as a triumph of modern storytelling, Mike and JF convene for the 76th time to discuss crapping with the door open, the blue guys, and some very bad cups. Plus, a new Dookie List!For more abandoned figurines of law enforcement administrators, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. For somewhere around $5 a month, you will receive unlimited (?) access (??) to the entire (???) YKS Premium backlog. On this week's YKSP, the boys try some Japanese ramen sent in by listener Dave, nu metal coffee sent in by listener Olga, and live comment an episode of the very bad Netflix weed show DisJointed. Music for YKS is courtesy of LydiaBurrell, Craig Dickman, and the learned Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

20 Nov 20181h 28min