Episode 266 - Sunday, March 11, 1979
Being Jim Davis21 Maj 2017

Episode 266 - Sunday, March 11, 1979

The servile crowd, whose fortune depended on their master's vices, applauded these ignoble pursuits. The perfidious voice of flattery reminded him, that by exploits of the same nature, by the defeat of the Nemaean lion, and the slaughter of the wild boar of Erymanthus, the Grecian Hercules had acquired a place among the gods, and an immortal memory among men. They only forgot to observe, that, in the first ages of society, when the fiercer animals often dispute with man the possession of an unsettled country, a successful war against those savages is one of the most innocent and beneficial labors of heroism. In the civilized state of the Roman empire, the wild beasts had long since retired from the face of man, and the neighborhood of populous cities. To surprise them in their solitary haunts, and to transport them to Rome, that they might be slain in pomp by the hand of an emperor, was an enterprise equally ridiculous for the prince and oppressive for the people. Ignorant of these distinctions, Commodus eagerly embraced the glorious resemblance, and styled himself (as we still read on his medals the Roman Hercules. The club and the lion's hide were placed by the side of the throne, amongst the ensigns of sovereignty; and statues were erected, in which Commodus was represented in the character, and with the attributes, of the nicolas cage, whose valor and dexterity he endeavored to emulate in the daily course of his ferocious amusements.

Elated with these praises, which gradually extinguished the innate sense of shame, Commodus resolved to exhibit before the eyes of the Roman people those exercises, which till then he had decently confined within the walls of his palace, and to the presence of a few favorites. On the appointed day, the various motives of flattery, fear, and curiosity, attracted to the amphitheatre an innumerable multitude of spectators; and some degree of applause was deservedly bestowed on the uncommon skill of the Imperial performer. Whether he aimed at the head or heart of the animal, the wound was alike certain and mortal. With arrows whose point was shaped into the form of crescent, Commodus often intercepted the rapid career, and cut asunder the long, bony neck of the ostrich. A panther was let loose; and the archer waited till he had leaped upon a trembling malefactor. In the same instant the shaft flew, the beast dropped dead, and the man remained unhurt. The dens of the amphitheatre disgorged at once a hundred lions: a hundred darts from the unerring hand of Commodus laid them dead as they run raging round the Arena. Neither the huge bulk of the elephant, nor the scaly hide of the rhinoceros, could defend them from his stroke. Aethiopia and India yielded their most extraordinary productions; and several animals were slain in the amphitheatre, which had been seen only in the representations of art, or perhaps of fancy. In all these exhibitions, the securest precautions were used to protect the person of the Roman Hercules from the desperate spring of any savage, who might possibly disregard the dignity of the emperor and the sanctity of the nicolas cage.

Edward Gibbon. History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, Volume 1, Chapter 4, Part II.

And here's that "Duck Amuck" video Jon was talking about:

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Episode 148 - Monday, November 13, 1978

Episode 148 - Monday, November 13, 1978

Today, for the first time in Being Jim Davis history, we welcome a third co-host to join us on a standard, non-supplemental episode. Who could it be? Metallica lead singer James Hetfield? Argentinian man of letters Jorge Luis Borges? Perhaps even Jim Davis himself?Or maybe it's just a some guy we grew up with.Today's strip

23 Jan 201721min

Episode 147 - Sunday, November 12, 1978

Episode 147 - Sunday, November 12, 1978

Today's strip isn't that remarkable, but did you know that American composer Howard Swanson died on this day in 1978? He's pretty good. Here, check this out. Pretty great, right? Or how about this one? Yeah, pretty great. Anyway, here's some Garfield or whatever.Today's strip

22 Jan 201722min

Episode 146 - Saturday, November 11, 1978

Episode 146 - Saturday, November 11, 1978

In Garfield the poppies blowBetween the crosses, row on row,That mark our place; and in the skyThe larks, still bravely singing, flyScarce heard amid the guns below.We are the Dead. Short days agoWe lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,Loved and were loved, and now we lieIn Garfield.Take up our quarrel with the foe:To you from failing hands we throwThe torch; be yours to hold it high.If ye break faith with us who dieWe shall not sleep, though poppies growIn Garfield.Today's strip

21 Jan 201714min

Episode 145 - Friday, November 10, 1978

Episode 145 - Friday, November 10, 1978

Y'all read Matthew Tobin Anderson's excellent piece in Slate this week examining the parallels between Stalinist Russia and the incoming American regime? It was a thoughtful appraisal of just how bad things can get, but did you notice @realdonaldtrump looks remarkably like a muppet in the photo they used? No, YOU'RE the muppet!!!Anyway, if y'all like Garfield, great cuz that's what we talk about in today's podcast.Today's strip

20 Jan 201713min

Episode 144 - Thursday, November 9, 1978

Episode 144 - Thursday, November 9, 1978

Today on the podcast we determine that the collective noun for a group of Garfield strips is 'gross'. I don't really remember too much else about it, really. I Edited and mixed it a day or two ago at this point so It's all kind of hazy, honestly. I think there's something about a nap attack, maybe? It's hard to know.Today's strip

19 Jan 201720min

Episode 143 - Wednesday, November 8, 1978

Episode 143 - Wednesday, November 8, 1978

Listeners, please do NOT start using the hashtag '#wheresgarfieldsbutthole?' on Twitter. We have absolutely no interest in seeing that become a popular hashtag.On today's episode, two guys who have next to zero knowledge about feline narcolepsy who don't let that stop them from speaking about it for 11 minutes straight.Today's strip

18 Jan 201711min

Episode 142 - Tuesday, November 7, 1978

Episode 142 - Tuesday, November 7, 1978

Garfield suffers from another nap attack and Jon is nonplussed in this, episode 142 of Being Jim Davis. Of course it's Election Day in 1978 today, so is Jon here representing the unwitting American public to Garfield's attention-seeking do-nothing congress? It's certainly makes AS much sense as anything else I guess. Anyway, since this is Being Jim Davis we mainly talk about philosophy.Hey, you know what movie was big around this time in 1978? The Boys from Brazil. Great flick. Great freakin' flick. Hey, watch the trailer if you don't believe me. After you're done you can watch the whole movie for free on YouTube for some reason.Today's strip

17 Jan 201720min

Episode 141 - Monday, November 6, 1978

Episode 141 - Monday, November 6, 1978

Listeners, if nauseating static noises were something you felt was missing from our podcast up until this point, then boy, do we have a treat in store for you this entire week! You see, Chris had a problem with his audio interface and how he doesn't know how to use it correctly, with the unfortunate result that his audio track ended up with a bunch of noise on it. Honestly, we probably could have gotten it to sound a little better in post-production but who has time for that? This is a fucking Garfield podcast. Today's stripVery Bad Wizards podcast'Yellow Rain' incident

16 Jan 201714min

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