The Sheriff's Rusty Badge - A Poem From A Hollywood Legend

The Sheriff's Rusty Badge - A Poem From A Hollywood Legend

Segments:

Chinese Year of the Istanbullocks/ Introduction

  • Featured Publication: Frog Log magazine, the amphibian conservation community’s news source for all your trending amphibian news.
  • What to expect

Morgan Freedman Poem: The Rusty Sheriff's Badge

  • Morgan reads a poem about anuses, humorously titled "The Rusty Sheriff's Badge."

True or False

  • A fun quiz and banter segment, featuring quirky questions about Madonna's family, black cats and smearing dog poo on Liam Gallagher's Door

Comedy Sketch

  • Sexy celebrity chef Vagella Rickrocks oozes sex appeal and rhubarb compote but faces challenges from her naughty cat, Caroline.

Criminal Minds - Psychiatology Quiz

  • Ray undergoes comedy criminal profiling, adding a humorous twist to the profiling process.

Kiss and Tell

  • An amusing reader's letter about a dodgy date is shared and discussed.

Post of the Week

  • A joke sent in by a listener is highlighted and celebrated.


Description: "Join us for Episode 82 of Talking Istanbullocks! In this edition, Jorma Kirkko brings you a hilarious and diverse lineup of segments. We kick off with a rude poem by Morgan Freedman where he delights us with a humorously crafted poem, 'The Rusty Sheriff's Badge.'

Test your knowledge with our True or False quiz, and enjoy the chaos as celebrity chef Vagella Rickrocks attempts to maintain her sexy, calm veneer while dealing with her mischievous cat, Caroline. Ray undergoes comedy criminal profiling in our Criminal Minds segment, and we share a laugh over a reader's dodgy date story in Kiss and Tell. Finally, we wrap up with the Post of the Week, featuring a joke sent in by one of our listeners.


Brought to you by Frog Log magazine, your go-to source for all things amphibian. Despite Ray's absence, we promise you won't even notice he's not there! Tune in for laughs, banter, and a good time."


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