
The Turtleneck Is Eating
The mics are ON, honey!!! (No seriously though). Grab a concoction, put on your sunglasses, and sink into the couch because life is good. Wait, was that an earthquake? Baby, that’s Keke Palmer.
15 Apr 202427min

Maya Angelou is Here!
Well hello there you little sapiosexuals! Sit back, relax, and let Maya Angelou take you on a sweet journey of love languages and compatibility. You’re beautiful, it’s true! This one goes out to you, ...
8 Apr 202445min

Counting Is Hard
Howdy little sexys! Are you ready to rock oot? Hope you're not too tired from running up and down the block with Jennifer Lopez! RIP BobFollow us on Instagram at @becausewhynotpod
1 Apr 202437min

Did A Bird Just Poop On Me?
Hey trolls, who let the dogs out? Get ready for another crazy episode of nonsense. This one goes out to Evan's dad, and maybe Britney Spears' dad too? And as Regina George Santos says, "sue me for hav...
13 Dec 202345min

Instantly Burning Into Flames At Church
It's giving... chaos! On this episode we've got scandals, cryptic emails, pop culture history lessons, and overall offending every religion and music fanbase. So go tell someone's grandma at the nursi...
4 Dec 202351min

Gonna Gobble Later?
Hey Gerry! Happy Ovember, Happy Days Off, and Happy Gobble Day to all! This year we're especially thankful for Julianne Moore and ginger ale. Hopefully this year you'll be able to eat some butter like...
20 Nov 202337min

Butter, College Boy, and Crab Rolls (Part 2)
The tea was so good we had to come back again!!! This is the much anticipated part 2 of your worst date stories. I bet you didn't think it could get any worse, but oh it did! Thank you everyone for se...
13 Nov 202334min


















