Ep. 114: Republicans Got The Dead Faggots They Prayed For — Orlando nightclub shooting, Trust, Relationships

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week's Manwhore Podcast is with the fantastic Effy Blue! Effy is an alternative relationships coach here in New York City. She and I agree that each relationship should be customized for the people in that relationship. Excellent episode if you're interested in opening your relationship or learning about nonmonogamous lifestyles! "I'm not here to recruit you—I'm just here to help!" Not much butt stuff on this one, but you'll get by! Effy Blue is a "life coach specializing in unconventional relationships." Got #PolyProblems? Call Effy. Threeway miscommunication? Call Effy. Metamour stole your credit cards? Call the cops. Then Effy. We discuss the various relationship models floating out there, from polyamory to monogamy. She also shares her origin story of a failed monagamist-turned-poly person! Look, we all thought Gwyneth Paltrow's "Conscious Uncoupling" fiasco was kinda silly. But Effy thinks they may have been on to something! Our mutual friend (and Manwhore Podcast guest Kenneth Play) threw a big party when he and his girlfriend broke up. Effy thought it would be a good idea to celebrate the relationship instead of mourn it. You can watch their Conscious Uncoupling party here! Comedians don't get no respect, to steal a line from the late great Rodney Dangerfield. I had a tiff with a bar owner here in New York City who doesn't understand that he's the lucky one for having comedians bark customers into his space. I go on a rant about appreciating comedians and content creators. Then I unskillfully asked for money afterwards. Gross. Hire Effy Blue! Website: RelationshipByDesign.nyc Twitter: @CoachEffyBlue Donate to The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards. Visit my Patreon page and make your pledge today! This week's episode is (actually) sponsored by Adam and Eve! Shop among over 18,000 products for your sex toy needs! Enter the code MANWHORE for 50% off almost any one item. www.AdamAndEve.com Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Feb 20161h 18min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida It turns out you can teach an old dog new tricks! Comedian Angela Cobb is the guest on this week's Manwhore Podcast. Angela lost her virginity later in life at the ripe age of 25. She takes us through how she came to be a late bloomer, how it effected her self-image, and the windy circumstances surrounding her deflowering! Angela Cobb has always been a John Lennon-loving tomboy. Growing up in an inescapable friend zone led her to remain a virgin well past college. Then Hurricane Sandy hit and her life—and lady parts—were forever changed! There's nothing wrong with being a late bloomer. Sex is something that should be done on your own terms. Angela doesn't like the phrases that imply virginity being taken or lost. "It's something you give to someone," she shares. PLEASE TAKE THE LISTENER FEEDBACK SURVEY BY FEB. 1! Period sex shouldn't be that big of a deal, especially with a repeat partner with whom you're comfortable. But it takes a different kind of brave soul to venture down and dine at the Y during that time of the month! Check out my tips on YourTango for how to incorporate Nutella into your sex life. Why? IDK. Did you survive Blizzard Jonas okay? I hope you had a blizzard buddy to keep you warm! I spent 24 hours "trapped" in Brooklyn with a lady friend who was nothing short of an amazing, understanding lover. #Props Follow Angela Cobb on the Internets! Facebook: Angela Cobb Twitter: @angelacobb Instagram: @AngelaCobbComedy This week's episode is actually sponsored by Adam & Eve. Get 50% off any one item, a free Romance Kit, a free adult DVD, and free shipping by using the code MANWHORE at checkout! Visit www.AdamAndEve.com! Support The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards. Donate today by visiting my Patreon page. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Jan 20161h 20min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida I connect with long ago lover Helen on this week's Manwhore Podcast. She's already married, with a house, and trying to make a baby. I'm single, with a podcast, and trying to lose 20 pounds. I wonder if she'd be kicking this much ass had we ended up together. Probably not. Helen is a married woman these days after years serial monogamy. Marriage comes with all sorts of struggles. Wise beyond her years, she knows that honest communication is the bedrock of a healthy marriage. I'm sure her husband appreciates the lack of passive aggressiveness. Also, what do you do when your husband gets queezy about LGBTQ folks? A San Diego escort emails asking about her security measures. She's wor Please take my Listener Feedback Survey! Support The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards. Donate today by visiting my Patreon page. This week's episode is sponsored by baby oil. Dick not shiny enough? Use some baby oil. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.Manwhorepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Jan 201659min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida TAKE THE LISTENER FEEDBACK SURVEY RIGHT THIS SECOND! Check out the latest from Tina Horn, We Too: Essays on Sex Work and Survival The Tina Horn is in Brooklyn to tell Billy what's what. This Manwhore Podcast covers everything from sex work, to politcal correctness, to vore. This badass author/sex worker/educator/podcaster engages in a fun, smart, and sexy conversation from the legendary Couch of Marginalization. This show's so hot it produced an additional bonus episode because we couldn't fit it all in one hour! Tina Horn hosts one of my new favorite podcasts, Why Are People Into That?. This episode gets two of iTunes's dopest sex podcasters in the same room to talk about intimacy and butt stuff. We both ponder the important question every sex podcaster asks him or herself: have I gotten laid from the podcast??? This week's show discusses the difference between romantic love and platonic love and how the fear of one can make sexual relationships difficult to navigate. The Sexting author also used to be a fulltime pro domme and she shares what got her into it—and what made her leave the field. Check out Tina Horn on the plural Internets! Website @tinahornsass Why Are People Into That? podcast Buy her book! Sexting: The Grownup's Little Book of Sex Tips for Getting Dirty Digitally All patrons of The Manwhore Podcast will receive a special bonus episode featuring Tina and I discussing feminism, comedy, and PC culture! Pledge a donation today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by diets. When your dick is soft, grab a diet because they're always hard! Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Jan 20161h 25min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida PLEASE FILL OUT THIS SURVEY! YOU COULD WIN A $20 BABELAND GIFT CARD! I revisit some of the best, craziest, hottest, and worst sex stuff of 2015! In front of a live studio audience of 1, I hand out Craziest Craigslist Encounter, Best Tinder Bio, and Sex Trend of the Year! I talk about my trip up to Buffalo to watch my Jets take on the Bills, then the sad sad journey home after their unexpected loss. Also, word to the wise: take caution using baby oil to jerk off. You may be prescribed c*ck rest by your local almost-doctor. Donate to The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by f*ck bois. F*ck bois: they may not spell it right but they'll f*ck you right. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Jan 201654min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Krystyna Hutchinson joins me for a special episode of The Manwhore Podcast! The Guys We F*cked co-host has seen monstrous success talking to her exes and hilarious comedians alongside her good friend Corinne Fisher. We couldn't fit more topics this week if we tried! From bisexual men to butt stuff to Bailey Jay's c*ck it's one super sexual episode! Get Krystyna and Corinne's book Fucked: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed Krystyna co-hosts a show that is the female yang to the Manwhore yin. You all know Guys We F*cked from either its endless amount of press or my appearance on their podcast last year. We discussed how podcasting about our sex lives has improved our bedroom practices. One of 2015's poster women for feminism also shares how talking to her boyfriend's porn star ex (Stoya) helped her overcome immense jealousy. I hope everyone enjoyed their Christmas or "generic Friday off work"! I spent my weekend getting accused of being bisexual at a party. Which is a strange thing to be accused of. Most men are accused of being gay, so maybe this is a weird victory for bi-visibility! Krsytyna was fascinated at all of the different ways that men can masturbate. So many just assume that it's a quick jerk with some lube and maybe a finger in the butt. I gave her some suggestions for alternative methods—including the Pulse by Hot Octopuss! Use the discount code Whore20 for 20% off yours! Congratulations to Shawn B. of the Multiple Goregasms for winning the Fanwhore Fantasy Football League! You f*ck. Krystyna and I discuss our experiences at sex clubs and sex parties, respectively. I suggest a more relaxed, egalitarian gathering would be more enjoyable for her and her boyfriend. The more a single man has to pay to get naked with people, the more he may feel entitled to live porn or sex. A place where everyone pays the same, or a private shindig amongst friends, is certainly a more comfortable and lower pressure option. Check out all of Krystyna's awesome stuff! Podcast: Twitter: @KrystynaHutch Instagram: @KrystynaHutch Support The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards. Donate today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by Bill Belichek. When in doubt, choose to kickoff. Email your comments, questions and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Dec 20151h 9min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week's guest Caroline is a Lover Without Borders. The new Manwhore Podcast is all about love and the different ways we experience it. "Any chance to fall in love expands your horizons," says my hippie dippie guest. But there's a dark side to this podcast: Caroline is guilty of chronic ghosting! Don't worry. I got over it. Check it out! We all know what ghosting is. Ghosting is a more abrupt fade away. It's rude to inexplicably cease all communication with someone immediately after an otherwise fun encounter. Sure, some guys don't take no for an answer. And some will. Do you really want to go through life assuming the worst of everyone? Caroline has many boyfriends but she is not about that poly life. She is for all intents and purposes nonmonogamous but doesn't enjoy acknowledging monogamy as a cultural norm (even though it is). We discuss her various partners and how relationships morph and change. She also walks us through a recent break-up with a lover, telling us how they remain friends. Plus, I sit inside the Princess Palace! I divulge the results of the first round of playoffs in the Manwhore Podcast Fantasy Football League! I know a lot of you don't understand pointyball, let alone fantasy pointyball, but it's pretty exciting. Also, cold sores suck. More also, not havinga cold sore but thinking you do sucks too. One listener asks how to get a happy ending. I walk him through the various ways to contact sex workers to rub your back and tug on your junk. Donate to The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards! Visit my Patreon page and make your pledge today! This week's episode is sponsored by Star Wars spoilers. Don't know how to break-up with your boyfriend? Give him some Star Wars spoilers and let his nerd rage do the rest! Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Dec 201553min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Many people never realize their sexual fantasies because they don't know how to make them happen. My guest Liz took to Reddit to fulfill her fantasy of group sex. Using /r/RandomActsOfBlowjob, I organized a blowbang for this eager c*cksucker several months ago. Now she's on The Manwhore Podcast to explain why someone would ever want a bunch of dicks in their face! We also give some useful tips to men and women looking to post sexy personal ads, or answer one, online. Liz has explored her sexuality by having threesomes with couples, experimenting with BDSM kink and, now, trying group sex. I recruited a half-dozen men using Reddit's /r/RandomActsOfBlowjob subreddit and Craigslist to give this young lady all the dick she can handle. The Internet is filled with a bunch of creeps, true. But so is your local bar, frat house and office holiday party. If you put out the right energy online, there is a good chance you will receive an equally respectful energy in return. You get out of it what you put into it! Except for ladies who post ads. See /r/CreepyPMs. RIP Inbox! It's no secret that men far outnumber women when it comes to online personal ads for No Strings Attached sex. So if you're answering a post, you need to stand out. Corny opening lines are a popular Tinder strategy but I recommend creating a safe space. Use slut beacon keywords, complete sentences and transparency to make her feel more comfortable. "Comfortable women tend to give better blowjobs." It's more than acceptable to say you want her to swallow your load when answering an ad seeking to swallow some loads. But you can do better than smashing your keyboard with cro-magnon vocabulary! Liz and I give suggestions on how to answer a sex post on Reddit's RandomActs subreddits (shout out to my fave, /r/RandomActsOfMuffdive!). My guest also shares what she looks for when answering men's ads. Take notes, people! How do you define "current partner"? Is it someone you f*ck regularly? Does it require an emotional connection? What about dinner? Send me your thoughts! Also, an exciting update about the first Manwhore Podcast Fantasy Football League's playoff picture! Liz is a bigger gal. We all know about my struggles with body image and disordered eating. Yet we are both very sexual people. We chat about how we overcome our poor body images to run off and have insanely hot sexual experiences that most people can only fantasize about! Plus she talks about using a couple's very expensive f*cking machine. Donate to The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page. This week's episode is sponsored by live tweeting. When you want to procrastinate productively, live tweet the latest Presidential debate. Hashtag responsibly. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Dec 20151h 10min