Ep. 119: Fat is F*cking Sexy!— BBW Porn Star April Flores

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Anna recalls a time when Billy was not such a nice, good guy. Sometimes, good guys can be jerks. Listen to Anna dish about Billy not walking her home after she blew him in a bar bathroom…in the afternoon. What a jerk, right?! Do you enjoy sex in public? Where's your favorite place to do the deed? Billy explains how he scouts for public sex locations around New York City in case he finds himself in a pinch. Plus, are you back on the Tinder again yet? Body image and body acceptance comes up again on The Manwhore Podcast. Both Billy and his guest talk about growing into their bodies and revelling in their newfound sexiness when they go home around former bullies. Billy will be in San Francisco performing on Monday, 1/19: Cafe Melt @ 8pm Rite Spot @ 9pm. Come to The Blue Room Lounge in Secaucus, NJ for some fun Hip Hop and Comedy! Tickets are only $10 when you say Billy Procida at the door. Or if you just hand them $10 and bumrush the door. 8pm show. This week's episode is sponsored by barstools. Barstools: helping short people feel tall since 1817. Email your comments, question or boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Jan 201555min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Sarah is polyamorous. Her boyfriend is not. What do you do when someone you love is not romantically compatiable with you? Monogamy isn't for everyone and this poly girl gave it a shot for the past year. Billy gets caught up with Sarah as she updates him with the latest development on her relationship. Lots of love talk and poly talk on this week's episode! Is scissoring real? Do you self-identify as a left- or right-side scissor? Where do you fall along the scissor spectrum? Sarah was almost a member of the Bukkake Social Club! Hear her talk about how she almost got herself covered in come. Plus, sex party talk and a few words about shibari bondage. What are your New Year sex & dating resolutions? Send your sexy goals in to manwhorepod@gmail.com! Check out Billy Procida's appearance on The Jug Hug Show where he gabs with gals about body image, self love and how big his dick is. Listen here! This week's episode is sponsored by friends who like sad Facebook statuses because they're sadder than you'll ever be. Email your comments or questions or boobs to manwhorepod@gmail.com www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Jan 20151h 16min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Professional dominatrix Lady Zombie is the special guest on the last episode of 2014 of The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love! This badass scary woman dishes on BDSM, kink and the underworld of New York City. Lady Zombie explains why 50 Shades of Grey is NOT an accurate representation of BDSM. For those of you who want a better sexier movie, check out the kink-approved film Secretary! Billy looks back on 2014 and what his year has looked like. There have been many ups and downs for him but the comedian is happy with what he's accomplished and looks forward to the exciting year ahead. What are your sexual achievements of 2014? What sexy goals do you have for the upcoming new year? Email those to manwhorepod@gmail.com! Kink can look like all sorts of things. Lady Zombie teaches us about medical play, blood play and sounding and what it's like to have another person's life quite literally in your hands. Billy just doesn't want anything to go in his urethra! Do you want to take your pants off with Billy Procida? Come join the No Pants Subway Ride on January 11 in New York City! Email in to RSVP and we'll gather the Manwhore Podcast Army together! Check out Lady Zombie online: Facebook: Facebook.com/LadyZombieinfo Twitter: @LadyZombie www.LadyZombie.com This week's episode is (unofficially) sponsored by Ali's Savage Traits. For your very own customizable fangs, visit EmbraceYourHunger.net! Email your comments, questions or boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31 Dec 20141h 17min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Happy holidays, whores! Billy sits down with Susie for the first time in 8 years. Susie reveals that he was her first kiss! Billy shares his first kiss story with a bit less enthusiasm. Susie also admits that she is still a virgin at the age of 25. Interesting! This is my first Christmas away from my family following a disagreement over Thanksgiving. Thank you all for listening and being with me in spirit during the holidays. Susie and Billy discuss the "bases." What do you consider to be second base? Email in YOUR base labels. Plus, Susie confuses "room jobs" for "rimjobs," which is just f*cking adorable. Susie is a devout Christian. Billy is an atheist. SITCOM! Hear an interesting conversation about religion's role in developing Susie's sexuality. Love the love! Both of these hopeless romantics should be singing Queen's "Somebody To Love." Susie has never had a boyfriend and we all know about Billy's dating woes! Love makes things special and awesome, including sex. Support Dillon Birdsall's documentary by checking out V-Card: The Film on Facebook! Watch Dead Panda Comedy's Warm and Fuzzy video about love! This week's episode is sponsored by candy corn. Candy Corn: We're not just for Halloween anymore. Email your comments, questions or boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Dec 20141h 1min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Self-described cougar Monica joins us on The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love. Comedians Billy Procida and Monica discuss marriage, divorce and infidelity. Monica hates to tell ya, but your happy relationship is probably not as happy as you think. As House taught us: everybody lies. Monica was one of Billy's first cougars. She was ever so gentle. Is age just a number or a valid restriction to make? Young guys seem to swarm to Monica and Billy shares the moment he swore off 18-year-olds. As our funny guest puts it, "My p*ssy needs a bouncer!" Billy laments about leaving a sex party alone and going home to an empty bed. Love continues to elude your humble host but he remains optimistic. So for now, he'll just have to keep enjoying having sex with amazing women. But if one of them wants to go out to dinner with him, that would be pretty cool, too. Monica and Billy are both stand-up comedians in New York City. The debate about whether comics should date or sleep with each other arises yet again. Can two depressed, self-loathing funny people be mature adults about breaking up? Check out Monica's show: Safe Word Podcast. Twitter: @MokaVida This week's episode is sponsored by tragedy because like tragedy, you'll never forget this episode. Email your comments, questions or boobs to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Dec 20141h 10min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida The legendary Nikki from Tinder returns to The Manwhore Podcast on this week's episode. Nikki rejoins Billy to catch up and chat about his serial killer-like wall of Post-It notes. Nikki also analyzes Billy's assortment of masturbation lubricants and empty cans of Diet Pepsi. Billy discusses the recent controversial episode of HBO's The Newsroom regarding campus rape and how being right sometimes makes you the assh*le. He also brings up the recent Eric Garner and Mike Brown (and who knows whichever murdered black man) decisions to not indict police officers in the line of duty. It's about to become a long drought for cops looking to get laid. Nikki brings up her recent dating life and experiences using online dating. Billy recounts her request to organize a gangbang for her. The two also trade random impressions involving asking for more peen. This week's episode is sponsored by books. Books: to remind other people that you're better than them. Email your comments, questions or boobs to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Dec 20141h 13min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week's special guest is latex fetishist Kelly Lee Dekay. Kelly talks to Billy about being a BDSM domina and explains the difference between her various slaves. Kelly explains the wonderful origin story behind her latex fetish and her goal to become a fabulous comic book super villain. Billy gives advice to one listener about whether or not to text a guy back. Despite his morning-after cuddles, this listener is worried about one big problem. Kelly Lee Dekay is all about letting your freak flag fly! She explains the real truth about lifestyle tightlacing and how her corset fetish lets her realize the kinky lady she wants to be. Plus, Billy learns about fashion icons like Mr. Pearl, Alexander McQueen and Fakir Musafar. Check out Kelly Lee Dekay online! www.kellyleedekay.com Facebook: Facebook.com/OfficialKellyLeeDekay Twitter: @kellyleedekay Instagram: kellyleedekay Tumblr: kellymckuntqueen.tumblr.com  This week's episode is sponsored by chicken because inhumanely slaughtered animals taste the same as happy dead animals. Email your comments, questions and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Dec 20141h 25min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Super meta episode with Alice on this week's Manwhore Podcast! Billy sits down with Alice for one his weirdest episodes with his stand-offish guest. Gangbang planning and hopes of a threesome were off-limits, as well as one other very messy topic that shall go forever unmentioned. They do get to talk abotu BDSM and being submissive though! Anti-porn feminism is not impressing Billy yet as he reads Gail Dines's book Pornland: How Porn Has Hijacked Our Sexuality. As you've heard him say before, the answer isn't less porn; it's more porn! He and Gail Dines are just not going to get along as he reads her questionably researched book. Size talk returns in a different form this week. Ladies (and fellas) who like the dick: which dimension matters most to you? Length or width? Or is it depth? Or the 4th dimension of time or Interstellar's 5th dimension that I don't understand? Billy thinks the angle is more important to help you get that nice dep stroke. Billy chats with the hosts of the hit comedy podcast Keith and The Girl about their upcoming 10-year anniversary. Donate to their Kickstarter for their annual podcasting marathon! This week's show is sponsored by backgammon because just like the clitoris, not enough men know what it is. Email your comments and questions and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Nov 20141h 13min