Ep. 206: How to Fight Fairly with Your Partner (Nicoletta Heidegger)

Keep up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Comedian Miguel Dalmau fell in love with a stripper. This is no T-Pain song. My good friend shares his tale from skeezeball, to husband, to cheater, to divorced dad. Justifying his previous infidelity: “For once, it was somebody who wasn’t bringing me down, who wasn’t calling me stupid.” Cheating isn’t simple. Let Miguel Dalmau tell you why. ALSO: Professional dominatrix Lady Zombie returns to dish on coming back to sex worth after a pregnancy! PLUS: blood play, rape fantasy, drugs, emails, comedy, relationships, and divorce! Check out Miguel Dalmau’s comedy album Thank You That’s My Time! Discover Miguel on the internet: Website Twitter Instagram Check out Lady Zombie on her website! This week’s episode is sponsored by Menagerié. Get free shipping with promo code MANWHORE at www.bymenagerie.com! This week’s episode is sponsored by Stockings VR. Get your first taste of virtual reality porn at www.stockingsvr.com! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Jan 201758min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Jillian Keenan, author of Sex with Shakespeare, talks much ado about pain, but more with love. Keenan’s book explores her spanking fetish through Shakespearean hallucinations. But love is at the core of her memoir. “Love is the process of falling in love over and over again.” For an episode that discusses bare bottoms and bruises, it’s a beautiful conversation about humanity’s oldest emotion. Also: I read a piece I wrote titled The Specter of Someone Else and try not to vomit. PLUS: child abuse, shame, sexuality, sex parties, kink, and politeness! Buy Sex with Shakespeare on Amazon or a bookstore near you! Learn more about Jillian! Website Twitter Read her Slate article about spanking and child abuse! This week’s episode is sponsored by StockingsVR.com! So immersive, it’s almost better than the real thing! Visit StockingsVR.com for special holiday pricing! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Jan 20171h 20min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Claire is a fan who visited me in New York with one misguided goal: to have sex with Billy Procida. So now she, like many others, have found out how lackluster that can be! Very much enjoyed catching up with Claire—a soon-to-be medical professional—who explains why it’s awkward to sleep with doctors and how birth control works. Turns out I am a massive idiot when it comes to the female body. ALSO: comedian Jenny Young makes an appearance to discuss her struggle with sex addiction! PLUS: speed dating, corn penis, naked parties, Date-onomics, ex-boyfriends, cuckholding, and public sex! Learn how to win FREE ACCESS to the Patreon< bonus episodes! Check out Jenny Young’s web series Cooking With a Sex Addict! Become an official fanwhore for just $1 on Patreon. Click here to pledge today! This week’s episode is sponsored by reverse racism, the most marginalized group of racists. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Jan 20171h 32min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Polyamory advocate Diana Adams is changing the way you plan your family. When same-sex marriage was up for debate, critics said, “What’s next: group marriage?!” Yea, hopefully! Diana Adams Esq., an original founder of Open Love NY, is a pioneer in helping queer, kinky, and polyamorous relationships form families in our legal system. We discuss polyamory, alternative families, and the government’s interest/obsession with your sex life! PLUS: not roofie-ing myself, Open Love NY, due process, trans rights, bonus episodes, #PayForYourPorn, and group mafia marriage! Learn more about Diana Adams and her law practice at www.DianaAdamsLaw.net! Enter to win FREE ACCESS to the Patreon bonus episodes! Click here to learn more! Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1! This week’s episode is sponsored by Pepsi. Not really, but f*ck, I wish. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Jan 20171h 12min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy with http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Leah Bonnema is in a common law marriage. What does that mean? “I think it means he can turn off my respirator,” says the New York comedian and Lady Parts Justice contributor. Bonnema tells me about falling in love with a fellow comedian, how they make it through fights, and how terrifying it is to be a woman in Trump’s America. Her motto? Call your anti-choice congressman…or at least make fun of him! PLUS: comedy, advice, polyamory, love, communication, Patreon contest, children, Donald Trump, & showering! Watch Lady Parts Justice mock and ridicule the patriarchy at LadyPartsJustice.com! Check out Leah Bonnema all over! Website Twitter Facebook Instagram Enter to win all of the Patreon bonus episodes! I’ll randomly draw a lucky listener each week! Earn an entry each week by: Being on the mailing list. Posting manwhorepod.com/iTunes on Facebook & tagging The Manwhore Podcast. Tweeting manwhorepod.com/iTunes with the hashtag #ManwhorePodcast. Get a bonus entry for doing all three! This week’s episode is (actually) sponsored by StockingsVR.com. Take advantage of their holiday pricing of $19.95/month at StockingsVR.com through January 28! Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com! www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Dec 20161h 12min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida "I have a rape fantasy — it's called not getting raped." Alex Engelbert is the harlot you love to hate. When she got punched in the face by an ex-boyfriend, she received mix reactions and a lot of skeptics (me included). Other women who have posted publicly about abuse, however, receive unwavering support. Alex opens up about fair-weather feminists and the definition of consent. "If being drunk in college means I can't consent, then I minored in getting raped!" See us roast battle each other LIVE on January 5 at New York Comedy Club! Use promo code BILLY for $5 tickets! Follow Alex on Instagram and Twitter: @alex_engelbert Use promo code BILLY for $5 tickets to our Roast Battle on January 5! Click here to buy tickets today! Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1/month on Patreon! Click here to pledge today! This week’s episode is sponsored by paranoia. Is it a cold sore? Or are your lips just cold? Or is it just a speck of chocolate? Paranoia keeps you guessing! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Dec 20161h 25min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Genderqueer superstar Milcah Halili is frustrated with feminism. Identity politics has put so much emphasis on labels that this pain slut prefers the term 'fluid.' This Manwhore Podcast features talks of pee, privilege, and pronouns!  PLUS: feminism, piss play, funemployment, dating, genderqueer pronouns, gross sex, and Bonus Boy Holes! Join me at the 2017 No Pants Subway Ride in New York City! Email manwhorepod@gmail.com to RSVP! Check out Milcah Halili’s writing and porn stuff! Website Writing Twitter Instagram Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1/month on Patreon. Click here to make your pledge today! This week’s episode is (actually) sponsored by Motorbunny. Get $50 off a Motorbunny Starter Set when you visit Motorbunny.com and use the code MANWHORE at checkout. Emial your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Dec 20161h 16min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida My physical therapist is the last woman I told, “I love you.” I was a casualty of Emily’s New Relationship Energy and fascination with novelty. This week’s Manwhore Podcast provided me closure about a break-up long since past. I also share some fan emails and discuss an embarrassing text message I sent my landlord. It’s a jampacked episode! PLUS: open relationships, threesomes, communication, cheating, yoga, break up brunch, and #AllTheFeels! Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Listen to my episode of This Is Why You’re Single! Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1/month on Patreon. Click here to make your pledge today! This week’s episode is sponsored by Motorbunny! Get $50 off a Motorbunny Starter Set when you visit Motorbunny.com and use the code MANWHORE at checkout. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Dec 20161h 33min