345 - An End to Violence

On the conclusion of an epic 3-part saga concerning the horrific Altoona-style pizza, I share the results of my accidental plastic consumption with the Kraft corporation and am rewarded handsomely for...

31 Jan 202513min

On the advice of the Kraft corporation, I contact the reference desk at my local public library to determine whether I am in bodily danger from having consumed a Kraft Single with the plastic wrapper ...

29 Jan 202513min

I detail the shocking horror of Altoona-style pizza and suffer my own intestinal mishap in the process.

25 Jan 202519min

I contact a professional psychic to answer some questions regarding what to expect in the new year vis-à-vis the potential return of certain fast food items, etc.

31 Dec 20248min

I lament the largely negative impact on my life of sharing a name with a health insurance CEO who was forced to pass away in an act of vigilante justice. Plus, I replay the results of my investigation...

25 Dec 202411min

I explore the many disturbing coincidences between my investigative journalism program (or IJP) and the assassination of a lesser-known and, frankly, lesser-beloved Brian Thompson.

10 Dec 202412min

In light of the assassination of another Brian Thompson very near my home, I go into hiding in one of New York City's most central parks and update my listeners via a live "proof of life" broadcast.

5 Dec 202418min

To celebrate American Thanksgiving, I plan to generously give away turkeys with cavities full of educational literature.

28 Nov 202413min