Taxidermy a Butt Plug

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys riff on how much they'd love jail. Trevor decides to go back to college to become an All American QB, and was John Wilkes Booth doing Lincoln a favor to get out of the play, and how insane speed walking is in the Olympics. Also a PE teacher shares their experience of what they deal with daily. Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: NYC, NY: Aug 9 Gary, IN: Aug 23 Richmond, VA: Aug 24 Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 tickets + more dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17 Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 tickets + more dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Feeling hot, Preparing for Jail, Trevor's NCAA career 15:00 History Lessons: John Wilkes Booth, Pocahontas vs Sacagawea, The Oregon Trail 29:20 Olympics hot takes, Speed walk fails, 3-on3, How many Golds does Paris have?  55:10 Backup QB D, Bro bonding, NFL talk 1:13:04 Secret Sock Thanks to Arena Club for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at https://www.arenaclub.com/socks Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

7 Aug 20241h 13min

The boys riff on the newly found depths of Michael's depravity– carpet depth. Has The Floor General finally gone too far? Plus really good Stallone impersonations, investigating whether spring water is a hoax, and an escort that has a message for wives. Look out wives. It's Gabe's last episode on the pod. We talk about it around an hour in and you can read his goodbye unlocked on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109142959 + find him on IG at www.instagram.com/gabeltonn And speaking of Patreon, we're still cooking up an extra ad-free episode every Friday and trying some new ideas (gamers wya?) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. $20 off with code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

31 Juli 20241h 14min

Trev rode a bike through Alaska for a week so the boys talk about drinking glacier ice with your espresso, taking wholesome vacations with your mom, and the shocking amount of missing people in The Last Frontier. They also react to that national anthem performance and give some advice to a listener that doesn’t want to make a HJ baby. Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app & use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100.  Thanks to Arena Club. 10% off with code socks at https://www.arenaclub.com/socks Thanks Factor. Use code socks50 for 50% off your first box + 20% off your next box at www.factormeals.com/socks50

24 Juli 20241h 28min

Things get heated when the boys draft the best candy. Yelling ensues. They also riff on the last supper, realize how stupid the radio is, and hear from a listener that had an interesting arrangement with their ex.  Get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lumi Gummies for sponsoring. Https://www.lumigummies.com with code SOCKS50 for a free jar of gummies + a $50 off coupon. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better se*? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring. https://www.betterhelp.com/socks for 10% off your first month.

17 Juli 20241h 13min

The boys riff on the most valuable body parts in history, girlfriends that are addicted to puzzles, stores being addicted to locking every item up, and sprm donation clinics that are addicted to being mid. Plus, field goal kickers are the unsung heroes of football and Bryce Harper can teach us a thing or two about why it’s good not to come.  Get double the stiff socks madness for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off + free shipping with code SOCKS at www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Quince for sponsoring this episode. Free shipping + 365-day returns at www.quince.com/stiffsocks Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. www.factormeals.com/socks50 for 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month

10 Juli 20241h 14min

The boys riff on the ideal Fourth of July food, rodent boyfriends, dudes flexing at FedEx, and Beatlemania but for the World's Ugliest Dogs. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. $20 off your first purchase with code socks when you download the app. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-per-month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks

3 Juli 20241h 14min

The boys riff on the Hawk Tuah woman and how fast the internet moves, Michael tries to sell Trev on fox tail plugs, and a listener writes in about a voyeur in his neighborhood. Plus House of the Dragon is just House of the Inc*st and one time Michael got JO’d to at a library. Get an extra episode every Friday rain or shine for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to MOOD for sponsoring. Get 20% off & a free THCa pre-roll with code SOCKS at https://www.hellomood.com Thanks to Embark for sponsoring this episode.Save $50 + free shipping with code SOCKS at https://www.embarkvet.com

26 Juni 20241h 14min

Get an extra wild bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stuff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Dr. Phil (Adam Ray) sits down with his sons to give advice to Stiff Socks listeners, but first the boys sit down with the legend Adam Ray to talk about watching p*rn on planes, MTV’s dating show golden era, and getting rejected by Paul McCartney. Follow Adam: www.instagram.com/adamraycomedy    Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. 30% off first order + free shipping with code SOCKS at www.microdose.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at htttps://www.betterhelp.com/socks   This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

19 Juni 20241h 20min