141: LIVE FROM VEGAS... It's Stiff Socks

Twall and Mblau are up to their usual shenanigans. They talk about jerking off at the club, how doc martens make them hard, and how horny people will fight you. They also discuss whether or not it's weird to sleep with a stuffed animal when you are 28 years old. This is a podcast about semen and science. Get four bonus episodes a month plus instant access to the entire  Patreon back catalog for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.frepouch.com and use our code Stiffsocks for 20% off your order. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks

6 Jan 20211h 17min

Happy new year! The boys riff on why there are so many names for blowjobs, decide that strippers always seem to drive blue honda accords, and learn about how weed gets rid of the gag reflex. Plus Michael reconnects with Knuckles and Trev has a behind the scenes story about a recent TikTok video. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

4 Jan 202111min

The bois go in on this one. They riff on grandma's bubble baths, snowman dicks, and how horny malls are. They also dissect the inner workings of friends with benefits. Oh and it's TREVOR'S BIRTHDAY!!! Science. Get four bonus episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

30 Dec 20201h 7min

MERRY CHRISTMAS! The boys have a holiday hangout, riff on goth mrs clause, learn about pheromones, and talk about their wholesome ass dads. We've also got a COCK TALK about a patreon member's bad breakup. Hear the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

29 Dec 202010min

Tiny Meat Gang joins the bois on this one. They riff on Secret Santa Fleshlights, white people drinking culture, and how Cody got punked on a boat. They also talk wild foot focused wet dreams. Science. Meat Science. Get a bonus episode every week and more exclusive content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to the World Series of Poker app for sponsoring this episode. Get a million free bonus chips by downloading the free World Series of Poker app and using our code WSOPSOCKS. Thanks to Talkspace for sponsoring this episode. Get $100 off your first month with our code SOCKS at www.talkspace.com

23 Dec 20201h

The boys decide that scorpios are out here, wonder why the 1800s didn't make any sense, and learn about how Michael went on a date with  Tiger King. They also riff on why Twitter sucks and how OnlyFans creators must have the same creative problems as comedians. Want to hear the full episode? Get four bonus episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for only $5/month!

22 Dec 202012min

Holy shit it’s the 100th ep.. and the bois of course got willlld. They discussed going raw dog crazy, modern chastity belts, and how Trev is a ninja with the bra strap. They also discuss the biggest question of 2020: how does one make a fleshlight in jail? Get 4 extra episodes a month + exclusive bonuses for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hello Tushy for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off plus free shipping at www.hellotushy.com/SOCKS Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your first order with promo code SOCKS25 at www.NoDaysWasted.CO/SOCKS25 Thanks to Manscaped to sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com/stiff

16 Dec 20201h 12min

The boys chop it up about dick pic techniques, why old photos always look so sad, and how the California gold rush was the perfect excuse to leave your family behind in Montana. They also riff on tiktok houses and hear from a listener whose boyfriend is cut from the same cloth as the  Floor General himself. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

15 Dec 202014min