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This week, Sami and Jordana reveal their past week in a headline. Spoiler alert: more vermin! Then, they play Pope Fiction where they decide if a prompt is a pop lyric or a papal quote. And finally, they recap their watch of the week, Your Friends & Neighbors, otherwise known as, that Jon Hamm show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Apr 37min

This week Sami, Aleen, and Jordana chatted about what brought them joy ranging from a new season of Black Mirror to Blue Origin Katy Perry memes. Then, they deep dived into the Jeff Bezos funded space mission and wondered what exactly we all learned from that giant PR stunt. And finally, they unpacked the latest season of The Valley. Watch this and more today on Betches YouTube! Watch @Betches on Youtube: http://youtube.com/betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Apr 40min

This week Sami, Aleen, and Jordana create headlines for their week that range from Sami’s birthday to Jordana’s tick anxiety. Then, they talk about the hot goss of the week and unpack the White Lotus affair between Walton Goggins and Aimee Lou Wood. In All The Rage sponsored by Angry Orchard, they share what shows they’ve been watching during the hiatus. And finally, they propose the most petty Cayman’s send in @ Betches history. Watch today on Betches YouTube! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Apr 42min

@Betches will be back this Friday! But first... In our final White Lotus recap, we’re sending off Season 3 with a bang. Host Sami Sage is joined by MSNBC’s The 11th Hour anchor—and our honorary White Lotus foreign correspondent—Stephanie Ruhle (@stephruhle). In true girlhood fashion, they watched the finale live together last night, and now they’re ready to unpack it all… while the surviving guests pack their bags. From the accuracy (or misfire) of their predictions to the moral journeys of each character, Sami and Stephanie dive into what made this season so compelling—and so devastating. Plus, they reflect on what we can all take away from a finale that was as emotionally brutal as it was beautifully done. Thank you so much for tuning in with us this season—we've loved being in this divine group with you. As always, make sure to subscribe to Sami's Substack for even more White Lotus musings, and leave your own thoughts about the finale episode in the comments. Let us know what show you might like to see Sami recap next! samisagesays.substack.com Watch Natasha Rothwell play "How Online Are You?" on the Betches Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKDK1DsuQG4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Apr 26min

We hope you're enjoying your stay with us at The White Lotus—just don't get too comfortable. On this week's episode, host Sami Sage (@sami) is joined by pop culture pros Gibson Johns (@gibsonoma) and Sarah Galli (@damegalli) to dissect every chilling and thrilling moment from Episode 7. Sure, this may not have been the most dramatic penultimate episode of all time, but the tide is always lowest right before a tsunami... They get right down to business discussing their own finale theories, how Mike White's usage of intercuts ramps up the tension, and why the Internet seems to think this season is boring. (Can't say we agree, but to each their own...) Make sure to subscribe to Sami's Substack for even more White Lotus musings, and leave your own thoughts and theories for the finale episode in the comments. No theory is too wild here. samisagesays.substack.com Watch Natasha Rothwell play "How Online Are You?" on the Betches Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKDK1DsuQG4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31 Mars 46min

This week, guests Kate Kennedy (@katekennedy) and Lindsay Silberman (@lindsaysilb) are checking in with host Sami Sage (@sami) for a super-sized episode. Because let's be real, we're all thinking the same thing: what the hell happened last night?! (Consider this like group therapy for processing all that we've witnessed...) After that whirlwind of an episode, we have more questions than answers: How do the Ratliffs even move forward from here? Is it worse that Jaclyn made a selfish decision, or that she couldn't stand on business? And what divine forces possessed Gaitok to actually get something right for once? Let's unpack it all. Make sure to subscribe to Sami's Substack for even more White Lotus musings, and leave your own thoughts and theories in the comments. Let’s speculate wildly together. samisagesays.substack.com Watch Natasha Rothwell play "How Online Are You?" on the Betches Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKDK1DsuQG4 Follow Kate: instagram.com/katekennedy instagram.com/bethereinfive Follow Lindsay: instagram.com/lindsaysilb instagram.com/hotellobbycandle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Mars 1h

This week, Aleen and Jordana hard launch Jordana’s new dog to the pod and then they talk about their must-watches of the week- Severance and Adolescence. To top it off, Lady Gaga wins Betch of the Week, simply, because she is Lady Gaga.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Mars 41min

The jungle is empty and all the (party) animals are at The White Lotus. This week, host Sami Sage is joined by pop culture enthusiasts Lex Niko (@lexniko) and Ryan Bailey (@sobaditsgoodwithryanbailey) to dissect the mind games, power plays, and bold-faced betrayals that are setting the stage for what’s bound to be a dark finale. We talk best guests, worst guests, employees that clearly should not have jobs, and even hash out which of our favorite Bravo stars we need to see at a White Lotus. Make sure to subscribe to Sami's Substack for even more White Lotus musings, and leave your own thoughts and theories in the comments. Let’s speculate wildly together. https://samisagesays.substack.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Mars 1h 4min