PATREON TEASER: The Children Were Screaming!

Lara and Carey discuss Hillary Clinton weighing in on the Barbie Oscars "controversy," coming out as Nyad Heads, Dr. Kim's nightmare facelifts sweeping TikTok, the freak rogue wave that hit a military...

25 Jan 20241h 32min

Lara and Carey talk their respective Q1 fitness journeys, and Larz's Bryan Johnson longevity inspo. They also discuss Boeing's latest fiery blunder, Netflix's terrifying (and absurd) new docuseries Am...

23 Jan 20245min

Lara and Carey talk the new SUP LIVE SPRING TOUR, Ms. Leviss's genuinely gag-worthy turn in Chapter Two of her Rachel Goes Rogue podcast, and JLO's upcoming feature-length music video/vanity project i...

20 Jan 20241h 8min

Carey and Lara take things behind the paywall to discuss episodes 1-3 of season two of THE TRAITORS, hosted by Alan Cumming and featuring a confounding smattering of reality royalty. Phaedra Parks, La...

16 Jan 20245min

Larz and Carz immediately break down the warbly world according to Rachel Savannah Leviss, recapping episode one of her new "Rachel Going Rogue" podcast. They also discuss Selena Gomez's latest drama ...

11 Jan 20241h 18min

Lara and Carey take week two of Q1 by storm with a discussion over an alleged alien sighting at a Miami mall, the recent Jeffrey Epstein file unsealing, Ariana suing Sandoval over their cursed Valley ...

10 Jan 20245min

Lara and Carey return to the Bermuda Triangle for the shoncking Season 4 FINALE of RHOSLC. First, they discuss the blood connection between Gypsy Rose Blanchard and St*ssi Schroeder, Tom Girardi being...

4 Jan 20241h 29min

Lara and Carey have arrived in 2024! A fresh year of Chaose begins. They discuss earthquakes and burning planes in Japan, a roving bike gang attacking a certain 90s TV star in LA, vibrating diet pills...

3 Jan 20245min